DEGOCAST http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com Average Conversation for the Everyday Guy. Fri, 03 Jul 2009 23:39:54 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 en hourly 1 Join DJ Emilio Sparks and Futureboy 3001 as they discuss the finer things in life... Sex, Music, and Pop Culture! Occasionally the guys are joined by the accomplished staff of dogandponyshowwebsite.com and wax philisophical on the issues that matter to you, The iTunes audience PS. Drink Vitamin Water, Jones Soda, and anything Kevin Smith drinks Average Conversation for the Everyday Guy. Emilio Sparks and Futureboy 3001 degocast, emilio sparks, futureboy 3001, dog and pony show, daps, degocast, comedy, sex, music, men, pop culture, Kevin Smith yes Dog and Pony Show degocast@dogandponyshowwebsite.com DEGOCAST 21: About Futureboy’s Amazonian Adventure! http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-21-about-futureboys-amazonian-adventure http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-21-about-futureboys-amazonian-adventure#comments Wed, 01 Jul 2009 04:11:47 +0000 DegoCast http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/?p=5611

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Hear ye, hear ye! The DEGOCAST is back, this time to talk about grand theft comedy. Did Stephen Colbert steal our bit? It’s more likely than you think. Also, tales of Futureboy’s experience with a genuine amazonian princess, Vaginal Secretions, and special guest appearances from Sham The McGyptian and  Strickly Business.

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Emilio Sparks “the Broke Celebrtity” and Futureboy 3001 are joined by Mikey Bongiorno to tackle this horrible economic turn down with special musical guest Prezzure.

What is Emilio and Futureboy’s latest get rich quick scheme to make money in this horrible economy? Can the DEGOCAST work as a real radio program in the south?? Megan Fox’s thumb scares small children…..Holy shit!! Cameron Diaz wouldn’t give a BLOW JOB to a dying cancer kid!?!? Who are our picks for best celebrity blow jobs?? Strap in kids you’re in an audio treat!

Featuring the tracks “Introduction” from Prezzure and “The Jimmy Choos” from Chester French.


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]]> http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-20-about-megan-foxs-fucked-up-thumb/feed Emilio Sparks the Broke Celebrtity and Futureboy 3001 are joined by Mikey Bongiorno to tackle this horrible economic turn down with special musical guest Prezzure. What is Emilio and Futureboys latest get rich quick scheme to make money in this horrible economy? Can the DEGOCAST work as a real radio program in the south?? Megan Foxs thumb scares small children..Holy shit!! Cameron Diaz wouldnt give a BLOW JOB to a dying cancer kid!?!? Who are our picks for best celebrity blow jobs?? Strap in kids youre in an audio treat! Featuring the tracks Introduction from Prezzure and The Jimmy Choos from Chester French. More Liek This MEGAN FOXS THUMB IS EVERYWHERE BS! DAPS makes another Avon Junkies music video. DEGOCAST 21: About Futureboys Amazonian Adventure! Australians = teh ghey The List: The 5 Best Background Family Guy Characters Check out what the Degocast would do with Megan Fox's Toe Thumbs. Need money in this economy? JOIN THE CLUB!!! also: Cameron Diaz refuses to give blow jobs to kids, FOR SHAME!!! Failing at Obscene Emoticons http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/failing-at-obscene-emoticons http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/failing-at-obscene-emoticons#comments Thu, 21 May 2009 19:09:38 +0000 Dan Colonna http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/?p=4986 Let’s be real here, the internet is a faceless form of communication. Even on “Face”book, there’s little way to accurately express your precise feelings on any given subject. The implications of emotion are driven solely from context and your exact statements alone. However, in the world of instant messaging, our chat clients have provided us with the powerful tool of smilies. They turn a simple :) into an actual yellow smiley face. Heck; on Gmail’s chat, you can even see your smiley face transform from a colon and closing parenthesis into a wonderful happy face for you chat buddy to enjoy. I mean, you can also watch ~@~ turn into a steaming pile of poop on Gmail’s chat… but this still supports the main point: Smiley faces are important on the internet!

This brings us to today’s IM. Carlo was being a dick, and well, the following instant message tells the rest of the story.

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I mean, I’m sure he intended for his IM gesture to be a good one, but this is was ultimately a failure on his part that had a *happy ending*anyway. Carlo might say it was a failure on my part to have the smileys displayed on my end of the instant message, but I this is a matter of perception. iPeen failure!

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]]> http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/failing-at-obscene-emoticons/feed Lets be real here, the internet is a faceless form of communication. Even on Facebook, theres little way to accurately express your precise feelings on any given subject. The implications of emotion are driven solely from context and your exact statements alone. However, in the world of instant messaging, our chat clients have provided us with the powerful tool of smilies. They turn a simple into an actual yellow smiley face. Heck; on Gmails chat, you can even see your smiley face transform from a colon and closing parenthesis into a wonderful happy face for you chat buddy to enjoy. I mean, you can also watch ~@~ turn into a steaming pile of poop on Gmails chat but this still supports the main point: Smiley faces are important on the internet! This brings us to todays IM. Carlo was being a dick, and well, the following instant message tells the rest of the story. I mean, Im sure he intended for his IM gesture to be a good one, but this is was ultimately a failure on his part that had a *happy ending*anyway. Carlo might say it was a failure on my part to have the smileys displayed on my end of the instant message, but I this is a matter of perception. iPeen failure! brb More Liek This Madd Twitter Drama with @EmilioSparks An IM discussion nearly takes a sharp turn to a foul destination... but smiley faces come to the rescue!! DEGOCAST 19: About To Tweet Is To Twat As Twat Is To Tweet http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-19-about-to-tweet-is-to-twat-as-twat-is-to-tweet http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-19-about-to-tweet-is-to-twat-as-twat-is-to-tweet#comments Mon, 20 Apr 2009 14:00:15 +0000 DegoCast http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/?p=4766 dc19post

Emilio Sparks “the Broke Celebrtity” and Futureboy 3001 are here to tackle the tough questions of the day with guest 8thw1 & Deep of The 2 Hungry Bros:

What is the correct usage of tweet? Is it ‘to tweet’ or ‘to twat’? Who saw a home made porn of their parents? Who lost their V card under the bleachers of their High School? Is Skeletor a pussy for wearing purple? Featuring new tracks from 8thw1 and Jav Aka Rapmononov

Click Here to Download “My Crews All Thinner” produced by The 2 Hungry Bros featuring  The AOK Collective

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]]> http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-19-about-to-tweet-is-to-twat-as-twat-is-to-tweet/feed Emilio Sparks the Broke Celebrtity and Futureboy 3001 are here to tackle the tough questions of the day with guest 8thw1 & Deep of The 2 Hungry Bros: What is the correct usage of tweet? Is it to tweet or to twat? Who saw a home made porn of their parents? Who lost their V card under the bleachers of their High School? Is Skeletor a pussy for wearing purple? Featuring new tracks from 8thw1 and Jav Aka Rapmononov Click Here to Download My Crews All Thinner produced by The 2 Hungry Bros featuring  The AOK Collective More Liek This Madd Twitter Drama with @EmilioSparks MEGAN FOXS THUMB IS EVERYWHERE Emilio Sparks interviews Redman Method Man Emilio Sparks Interviews Killa Cam Emilio Sparks interviews 88-Keys What is the correct usage of tweet? Is it 'to tweet' or 'to twat'? Who saw a home made porn of their parents? Who lost their V card under the bleachers of their High School? Is Skeletor a pussy for wearing purple? Featuring new tracks from 8thw1 [...] DEGOCAST 18: About Drunk Fun in the Bathroom http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-18-about-drunk-fun-in-the-bathroom http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-18-about-drunk-fun-in-the-bathroom#comments Sat, 14 Mar 2009 00:37:48 +0000 DegoCast http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/?p=4240 dc18post

In this thrilling episode of the DEGOCAST, Emilio Sparks is joined by producer B-Lyons in the absence of Futureboy 3001.  Also gracing the studio this week are hip-hop mavens Don Cerino and Kyle Jeeda. The boys have their minds in the gutter/men’s room telling tales of ladyfolk taking a dump in a urinal, pissing on toilet seats and paper then having people sit in it, using the bathroom with your chick in the room,  and other interesting things you don’t realize are going on in your favorite bar’s restroom.

This episode features music by ‘As Tall As Lions‘ with “Carousel” and ‘Don Cerino and Kyle Jeeda’ with “MC Hammer”

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]]> http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-18-about-drunk-fun-in-the-bathroom/feed In this thrilling episode of the DEGOCAST, Emilio Sparks is joined by producer B-Lyons in the absence of Futureboy 3001.  Also gracing the studio this week are hip-hop mavens Don Cerino and Kyle Jeeda. The boys have their minds in the gutter/mens room telling tales of ladyfolk taking a dump in a urinal, pissing on toilet seats and paper then having people sit in it, using the bathroom with your chick in the room,  and other interesting things you dont realize are going on in your favorite bars restroom. This episode features music by As Tall As Lions with Carousel and Don Cerino and Kyle Jeeda with MC Hammer More Liek This Ode To The Morning Poop Gallery: everynightdrive on DEGOCAST 17 Carlos Reaction Brendan has a Stroke Chemistry: Good, Bad and Im Ignoring You The boys have their minds in the gutter/men's room telling tales of ladyfolk taking a dump in a urinal, pissing on toilet seats and paper then having people sit in it, using the bathroom with your chick in the room, and other interesting things [...] DEGOCAST 17: About Peder http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-17-about-peder http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-17-about-peder#comments Wed, 25 Feb 2009 03:37:05 +0000 DegoCast http://wp.dogandponyshowwebsite.com/?p=3938 021-about-peder

Sparks and company are joined in this insanely funny episode with up & coming screamo/punk band everynightdrive and blogger extraordinaire The Mighty Vin Forte. This episode introduces the DC universe to Futureboy’s new character “Peder the squirrel” (who is a Romanian-Gypsy squirrel on PCP), discusses the merits of running for political office, and the possibility of a Wu-Tang Clan wax museum.

Featuring Tracks from everynightdrive (including an exclusive acoustic joint)

Check out our gallery of photos from this episode here!

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]]> http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-17-about-peder/feed Sparks and company are joined in this insanely funny episode with up & coming screamo/punk band everynightdrive and blogger extraordinaire The Mighty Vin Forte. This episode introduces the DC universe to Futureboys new character Peder the squirrel (who is a Romanian-Gypsy squirrel on PCP), discusses the merits of running for political office, and the possibility of a Wu-Tang Clan wax museum. Featuring Tracks from everynightdrive (including an exclusive acoustic joint) Check out our gallery of photos from this episode here! More Liek This Gallery: everynightdrive on DEGOCAST 17 DAPS Fun with Google Keywords! 2-17-08 The Mighty Vin (Promo) You will laugh more at this degocast than any other. everynightdrive is in the building. this is a good one, trust us! DEGOCAST 16: About Attacking an Opponent with a Large Dildo to the Face http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-16-about-attacking-an-opponent-with-a-large-dildo-to-the-face http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-16-about-attacking-an-opponent-with-a-large-dildo-to-the-face#comments Fri, 06 Feb 2009 04:34:36 +0000 DegoCast http://wp.dogandponyshowwebsite.com/?p=2726 88-keys is one cool cat

Also, Vin almost gets caught with weed and bolts from the cops. Dirty Roc tells us the secret of blowing a load on your girl’s face and tells a tale of attacking a man with a big black dildo. Emilio and Vin get into their first strip club experience. And finally, Futureboy and his experience with the mean girls on his block. Yeah. It’s pretty wild!

Featuring Tracks from Volbeat and 88-Keys

PS. For those of you unlucky enough to not have the gino’s commercial in your area.


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]]> http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-16-about-attacking-an-opponent-with-a-large-dildo-to-the-face/feed Also, Vin almost gets caught with weed and bolts from the cops. Dirty Roc tells us the secret of blowing a load on your girls face and tells a tale of attacking a man with a big black dildo. Emilio and Vin get into their first strip club experience. And finally, Futureboy and his experience with the mean girls on his block. Yeah. Its pretty wild! Featuring Tracks from Volbeat and 88-Keys PS. For those of you unlucky enough to not have the ginos commercial in your area. Random RIP: Cobra Commander Episode 2: On the Jumping of Sharks Chemistry: Good, Bad and Im Ignoring You Senate Unanimously Approves Delay in DTV Switch Hunting Cougars On Craigslist 88-Keys guest stars on a very special episode. Emilio and crew discuss the possibilities of using the Sham Wow as a condom or tampon, and the attacking a man with a big black dildo. DEGOCAST 15: About Chicks With No A** and Twitter on the Sh**ter http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-15-about-chicks-with-no-a-and-twitter-on-the-shter http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-15-about-chicks-with-no-a-and-twitter-on-the-shter#comments Thu, 22 Jan 2009 22:45:43 +0000 DegoCast http://wp.dogandponyshowwebsite.com/?p=2717 Hottest tramp stamp evar!

Joined by Fresh Daily, AC, & P.Casso. The DEGOCAST crew discuss the secrets of Emilio Tweeting on the shitter and stories of what the boys wanted to be when they grow up.

This ep features music from: AC “New Soul”, Von P of Tanya Morgan “Jedi Academy”, Fresh Daily “Winterfresh”, and P.Casso “Mr. Hollywood”

You can check out the music video for AC’s “New soul” right here!


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]]> http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-15-about-chicks-with-no-a-and-twitter-on-the-shter/feed Joined by Fresh Daily, AC, & P.Casso. The DEGOCAST crew discuss the secrets of Emilio Tweeting on the shitter and stories of what the boys wanted to be when they grow up. This ep features music from: AC New Soul, Von P of Tanya Morgan Jedi Academy, Fresh Daily Winterfresh, and P.Casso Mr. Hollywood You can check out the music video for ACs New soul right here! Random An Honest Victory For Obama Remembering Pearl Harbor You may be a Classic Rock Guido. DAPS CLASSICS: AWESOME FLYING DRAGONS The Simpsons to Get New Intro This cast is all out insane... What to do with chicks lacking in the a**? Emilio's Rocky Impression? and stories of local shady hotels.. yes DEGOCAST 14: About What Your Orange Juice Reveals About You http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/episode-14-about-what-your-orange-juice-reveals-about-you http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/episode-14-about-what-your-orange-juice-reveals-about-you#comments Tue, 06 Jan 2009 02:27:17 +0000 DegoCast http://wp.dogandponyshowwebsite.com/?p=2698 Is this too web 2.0 for us?

This week Emilio Sparks “the Broke Celebrity” and FUTUREBOY 3001 are joined by DAPS staffer Papa Checks. Featured Guests include Emilio Rojas and Donny Goines.

Over the Christmas holiday FUTUREBOY 3001 has scientifically figured out that you can determine a lot of precise information about a person by the type of orange juice they drink.

Yellow love?

Sex coaches…. good/ bad? what are her qualifications? New bit get a sex coach for a daps staffer?

and What’s up with stupid fucking nicknames?

Featuring tracks by Emilio Rojas:
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]]> http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/episode-14-about-what-your-orange-juice-reveals-about-you/feed This week Emilio Sparks the Broke Celebrity and FUTUREBOY 3001 are joined by DAPS staffer Papa Checks. Featured Guests include Emilio Rojas and Donny Goines. Over the Christmas holiday FUTUREBOY 3001 has scientifically figured out that you can determine a lot of precise information about a person by the type of orange juice they drink. Yellow love? Sex coaches. good/ bad? what are her qualifications? New bit get a sex coach for a daps staffer? and Whats up with stupid fucking nicknames? Featuring tracks by Emilio Rojas: Vibe With Me Young Fresh and Fly Pain Random DEGOCAST 01: About Bathing With Junkies Featuring Redman Hockey Monkey Conans New Set = Super Mario Bros CheNelle Live @ The Plumm I Fell In Love With DJ Drastic Video The War on Child’s Play First 'cast of 2009 and FUTUREBOY has been in his lab tinkering with some crazy new ideas that he wants to share with you. Things Ryan Seacrest did to steal Dick Clark’s gig. http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/things-ryan-seacrest-did-to-steal-dick-clarks-gig http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/things-ryan-seacrest-did-to-steal-dick-clarks-gig#comments Wed, 31 Dec 2008 02:02:04 +0000 The Lobster Man http://wp.dogandponyshowwebsite.com/?p=787 dickclark_seacrest_0

This year Dick Clark’s Rockin’ New Year’s Eve will be hosted by American Idol annoyance Ryan Seacrest…

Mr. Seacrest has wanted the job of bringing in the new year ever since he was a small child. He hasn’t seen such a giant ball drop since his father teabagged him as a toddler. (rim shot) The question on everyone’s minds is “Why?” Luckily, our special team of crack investigators here at DAPS found the answers on the net.

Carson Daly is Obsolete.

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Ten years ago Carson Daly was in his prime. TRL, KROQ and his own late night NBC talk show, shit, he was being groomed for this particular job. Time has not been kind to Mr. Daly who could now be confused with the douche bag your sister is currently dating.

Ryan Did Mad Gay Shit.

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A guy that we know who knows another guy who knows Ryan Seacrest told us that he’s pretty sure that Ryan has done one or all of the following things. Mouth kissed another man on the mouth, seen another man naked, touched another man’s genitals, caressed another man’s genitals, made love to another man, fucked another man, turned another man over and played ball in the mud, and butt sex in the butt of another man.

Editors Note: Being that this is hearsay, we can not prove that any of it is true, the credibility of our source is in question.

Kellie Pickler’s Tits.

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As the host of America’s most popular reality show, Ryan has access to the hottest T&A in the country. This year he was able to sway producers with young Kellie Pickler’s glorious, glorious rack.

Editors Note: FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP, moan… “Mom we’re all out of tissues!”

34 Years and Counting, no Blood Clots in the Brain.

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In late 2004 tragedy struck when beloved American Bandstand host Dick Clark was forced to sit through the premiere of hit film ‘2 Fast, 2 Furious’. “That movie was horrible,” Clark was over heard saying “Ludacris was absolutely horrendous. I’m never going to the movies again.” He was later incapacitated by a stroke. (Stop laughing, that’s not funny)

The young and virile Seacrest has understandably never suffered a stroke, at least of the medical variety… or so we’re told.

Both are Robots.

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“Since both Dick Clark and Ryan Seacrest are robots, they just switched Clark’s microchip into Ryan’s robot body, done”
- DAPS Staffer Dave “Papa Checks”

Campaign for Change

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Mr. Seacrest promises a new beginning to the American people. His platform rests upon tremendous change in the United States and upon the establishment of a new path for the American government. Here is Ryan’s platform for the 2008 election on the most central issues in the United States today, according to the Boston Herald.

1) MOAR Tits.
2) GTFO Douche Bags! (That means you Carson)
3) Thirty-Four more years stroke free.
4) Gay marriage for everyone.

And most importantly Seacrest feels that by being on television he is a better distraction for your cunty girlfriend (who doesn’t know he’s gay… supposedly); Which allows you to play Guitar Hero or beer pong in the other room. God bless America.

Editors Note: Check out Lauren’s blog post that inspired this article here. Thanks for the inspiration kid, you’re doin’ great!

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]]> http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/things-ryan-seacrest-did-to-steal-dick-clarks-gig/feed This year Dick Clarks Rockin New Years Eve will be hosted by American Idol annoyance Ryan Seacrest Mr. Seacrest has wanted the job of bringing in the new year ever since he was a small child. He hasnt seen such a giant ball drop since his father teabagged him as a toddler. (rim shot) The question on everyones minds is Why? Luckily, our special team of crack investigators here at DAPS found the answers on the net. Carson Daly is Obsolete. Ten years ago Carson Daly was in his prime. TRL, KROQ and his own late night NBC talk show, shit, he was being groomed for this particular job. Time has not been kind to Mr. Daly who could now be confused with the douche bag your sister is currently dating. Ryan Did Mad Gay Shit. A guy that we know who knows another guy who knows Ryan Seacrest told us that hes pretty sure that Ryan has done one or all of the following things. Mouth kissed another man on the mouth, seen another man naked, touched another mans genitals, caressed another mans genitals, made love to another man, fucked another man, turned another man over and played ball in the mud, and butt sex in the butt of another man. Editors Note: Being that this is hearsay, we can not prove that any of it is true, the credibility of our source is in question. Kellie Picklers Tits. As the host of Americas most popular reality show, Ryan has access to the hottest T&A in the country. This year he was able to sway producers with young Kellie Picklers glorious, glorious rack. Editors Note: FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP, moan Mom were all out of tissues! 34 Years and Counting, no Blood Clots in the Brain. In late 2004 tragedy struck when beloved American Bandstand host Dick Clark was forced to sit through the premiere of hit film 2 Fast, 2 Furious. That movie was horrible, Clark was over heard saying Ludacris was absolutely horrendous. Im never going to the movies again. He was later incapacitated by a stroke. (Stop laughing, thats not funny) The young and virile Seacrest has understandably never suffered a stroke, at least of the medical variety or so were told. Both are Robots. Since both Dick Clark and Ryan Seacrest are robots, they just switched Clarks microchip into Ryans robot body, done - DAPS Staffer Dave Papa Checks Campaign for Change Mr. Seacrest promises a new beginning to the American people. His platform rests upon tremendous change in the United States and upon the establishment of a new path for the American government. Here is Ryans platform for the 2008 election on the most central issues in the United States today, according to the Boston Herald. 1) MOAR Tits. 2) GTFO Douche Bags! (That means you Carson) 3) Thirty-Four more years stroke free. 4) Gay marriage for everyone. And most importantly Seacrest feels that by being on television he is a better distraction for your cunty girlfriend (who doesnt know hes gay supposedly); Which allows you to play Guitar Hero or beer pong in the other room. God bless America. Editors Note: Check out Laurens blog post that inspired this article here. Thanks for the inspiration kid, youre doin great! More Liek This Dick Clarks New Years Rockin Eve? Still Bitter About The Finale of American Idol? Did your DVR/TIVO cut off American Idol too? 5 Things Never To Do With a Blind Guy SIHP TEACHES US ABOUT WEED! How did Ryan Seacrest manage to get his grubby little man paws on Dick Clark's cushy New year's spot? Let's find out!! DEGOCAST 13: About a Dystfunctional Christmas http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-13-about-a-dystfunctional-christmas http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-13-about-a-dystfunctional-christmas#comments Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:33:08 +0000 DegoCast 1670142383 This is NOT Lauren

Also, Lauren’s sprained ankle…. Organized Religion, the historical Jesus and the ancient god Horus. The virgin mother shows up in an MRI. Re-gifting? Yes…. No? We know you do it.

And a very special presentation of Saved By The Bell Musical Theater: The Story of the 3 Wise Men.

This episode features music by Ghostface Killah (the very special Ghostface Christmas)and Run DMC with the classic Christmas in Hollis.

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]]> http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-13-about-a-dystfunctional-christmas/feed Also, Laurens sprained ankle. Organized Religion, the historical Jesus and the ancient god Horus. The virgin mother shows up in an MRI. Re-gifting? Yes. No? We know you do it. And a very special presentation of Saved By The Bell Musical Theater: The Story of the 3 Wise Men. This episode features music by Ghostface Killah (the very special Ghostface Christmas)and Run DMC with the classic Christmas in Hollis. Random A Q104.3 (NY Radio) Shoutout? Emilio Sparks Interviews Jeru the Damaja. 5 Overrated Bands It CANT get better then this shit 1994 hip hop Emilio Sparks interviews 88-Keys In this episode we solve the age old problem "what do do with those pesky church boners", compare ol blue eyes to dino.. Yay Christmas!!! DEGOCAST 12: About ADD, a Helluva Syndrome http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-12-about-add-a-helluva-syndrome http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-12-about-add-a-helluva-syndrome#comments Wed, 03 Dec 2008 14:04:15 +0000 DegoCast 016-about-add_0

So many topics are hit in this latest hilarious episode of your favorite ‘cast that both Emilio and Futureboy have been prescribed some awesome meds by their doctor.
Music Video Director John Columbo and Artist Donny Goines stops by to add to the craziness. Check out “What Happend” Directed by John Colombo from Donny Goines on Vimeo.

Featuring music by: MGMT and 3OH!3

Editor’s Note: The views expressed in this program do not reflect the views of this website. Eating before listing may result in unhealthy indigestion.

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]]> http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-12-about-add-a-helluva-syndrome/feed So many topics are hit in this latest hilarious episode of your favorite cast that both Emilio and Futureboy have been prescribed some awesome meds by their doctor. Music Video Director John Columbo and Artist Donny Goines stops by to add to the craziness. Check out What Happend Directed by John Colombo from Donny Goines on Vimeo. Featuring music by: MGMT and 3OH!3 Editors Note: The views expressed in this program do not reflect the views of this website. Eating before listing may result in unhealthy indigestion. Random Whos the bigger bitch-face? Consumer Report: Papa Ginos Pizza Animal RUMBLE 2009: SHAMS REASONS WHY BATMAN ROBIN WAS CLEARLY A BETTER FILM THAN THE DARK KNIGHT MISCHIEF NIGHT IS ALMOST HEREHERES THE HISTORY BEHIND THE EGGIEST TIME OF YEAR NEXT TO OVULATION Torturing small animals... Apparently mice can swim.... Tavis on mic talking about Futureboy's past antics involving a chicken suit costume... DEGOCAST 11: About GILFS (And The Comic Book Nerds Who Love Them) http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-11-about-gilfs-and-the-comic-book-nerds-who-love-them http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-11-about-gilfs-and-the-comic-book-nerds-who-love-them#comments Mon, 17 Nov 2008 00:18:10 +0000 DegoCast 015-about-gilfs

The Broke Celebrity Emilio Sparks and Future Boy 3001 are joined by Hip Hop artist Print. Not only does Sparks get into an in-dept interview with Print but Print has such a good time he stays to discuss his favorite subject; COMICS. And to add icing on the cake Poppa Checks and Chip Corapi are in the building to dispense their comic knowledge for your immense enjoyment.

Featuring tracks from vocalist PRINT of the Brooklyn group Good Day Good Night.

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Note: this episode has been nominated for an Edward R. Murrow Award for “outstanding achievements in electronic journalism.”

Behold a DEGOCAST where coherent points and logical arguments are made and debated!! Emilio Sparks and Futureboy 3001 get to the bottom of the current Economic\ Election situation in the country. They are joined by Phil and Jenna “Unofficial”, BLyons and Chip Corapi and discuss who they’re voting for and why.

Featuring music from Aquavibe, the Maine and a special musical performance from President Bush

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]]> http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-10-about-vote-doom-vote-change/feed Note: this episode has been nominated for an Edward R. Murrow Award for outstanding achievements in electronic journalism. Behold a DEGOCAST where coherent points and logical arguments are made and debated!! Emilio Sparks and Futureboy 3001 get to the bottom of the current Economic Election situation in the country. They are joined by Phil and Jenna Unofficial, BLyons and Chip Corapi and discuss who theyre voting for and why. Featuring music from Aquavibe, the Maine and a special musical performance from President Bush Random This is why GOD created CGI: Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus Random Thoughts Waiting For The Bathroom (Beware!) The best thing since stocks in Clark Wallabees Bands, Bands, Bands!!! The 2008 Presidential Election is finally here. Sparks and Futureboy have assembled an all star cast of pundits to guide DC listeners through this time of year. DEGOCAST 09: About Plez Send Nudes and Galactic Mack http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-09-about-plez-send-nudes-and-galactic-mack http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-09-about-plez-send-nudes-and-galactic-mack#comments Sat, 25 Oct 2008 04:07:06 +0000 DegoCast Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, START!!

Guests Mike Shane and Ian “Hellboy” on the phone from Long Island Join Sparks and Futureboy as the boys talk about a Details Magazine article which asks the question; Is “Jerking off, the new infidelity?”

Hellboy reconts some stories of a sexual nature, and Mike explains the details behind the DEGOCAST crew’s latest cover shoot!


DC also introduces a brand new live telephone guest system! WOOO Technology!!!

Featuring hot music from The Knux with “Bang! Bang!” and a special appearence from the Galactic Mack

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]]> http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-09-about-plez-send-nudes-and-galactic-mack/feed Guests Mike Shane and Ian Hellboy on the phone from Long Island Join Sparks and Futureboy as the boys talk about a Details Magazine article which asks the question; Is Jerking off, the new infidelity? Hellboy reconts some stories of a sexual nature, and Mike explains the details behind the DEGOCAST crews latest cover shoot! DC also introduces a brand new live telephone guest system! WOOO Technology!!! Featuring hot music from The Knux with Bang! Bang! and a special appearence from the Galactic Mack Random SOME SEQUELS AND NEW RELEASES YOU MAY NOT HAVE HEARD OF Facial HairThe Most Important Part of Our Economy HAPPY WINTER SOLSTICE! Wesley Snipes: American Hero? Video Footage of my Middle School Prom Is Whackin' it the new infidelity? What if it's stalefish? Can a girl jack a guy correctly? Learn the intimate details of Shane mansion, a DEGOCAST cover shoot and much much more. DEGOCAST 08: About Liz Cho VS Inspectah Deck http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-08-about-liz-cho-vs-inspectah-deck http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-08-about-liz-cho-vs-inspectah-deck#comments Fri, 10 Oct 2008 00:45:10 +0000 DegoCast

DEGOCAST is back with a killer episode. Inspectah Deck joins the boys for an in depth interview with the “Charlie Rose” of HipHop Emilio Sparks. Deck speaks about the current state of hip hop, candy-coated rap shit, and whatever else he has on his mind…

Featuring music from the Wu-Tang Clan!!

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]]> http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-08-about-liz-cho-vs-inspectah-deck/feed DEGOCAST is back with a killer episode. Inspectah Deck joins the boys for an in depth interview with the Charlie Rose of HipHop Emilio Sparks. Deck speaks about the current state of hip hop, candy-coated rap shit, and whatever else he has on his mind Featuring music from the Wu-Tang Clan!! Random NOSTRADAMUS PREDICTIONS COMING TRUE! Dan Interviews Kirby Krackle Bert And Ernie are gay. Episode 16: On February 17th Dog and Pony Show Website Launched BETTER THAN CHRISTMAS? Its Free Comic Book Day! DEGOCAST welcomes special guest Inspectah Deck live in studio... You gotta hear it to believe it. DEGOCAST 07: About Global Warming and the Devil’s Threesome http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-07-about-global-warming-and-the-devils-threesome http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-07-about-global-warming-and-the-devils-threesome#comments Thu, 11 Sep 2008 02:37:38 +0000 DegoCast

DAPS’ own “B” Lyons (With newly straightened hair), Phil unofficial and Dirty Roc guest on this latest uberfunny DEGOCAST and riff on SEX and GLOBAL WARMING!

Featuring Music From Black Box Revelation and Asher Roth.

Dig it?

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]]> http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-07-about-global-warming-and-the-devils-threesome/feed DAPS own B Lyons (With newly straightened hair), Phil unofficial and Dirty Roc guest on this latest uberfunny DEGOCAST and riff on SEX and GLOBAL WARMING! Featuring Music From Black Box Revelation and Asher Roth. Dig it? Nixon Random I need your help DAPS! Epic Fail The Mighty Vin (Promo) Dont die on me man. Oscar Winning Movie Reviews One of the raunchiest DEGOCASTs to date.What is the Devil's threesome? Is Futureboy the next Kerouac all hopped up on Vitamin Energy? Listen...Find out!! DEGOCAST 06: About “Vag**a Dendata” http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-06-about-vaga-dendata http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-06-about-vaga-dendata#comments Thu, 28 Aug 2008 05:23:57 +0000 DegoCast We'd Still Hit It

Sparks and Futureboy entertain good friends of the show Mike Rios and Callender of Richmond Hood. Mike Rios shares some crazy stories and Callender turns out to be an amazing 3rd Mic.

Music in this Episode from Happy Anarchy “Bomp”, Beyond Belief “Don’t Touch” and Murder By The Groove “Miasma”

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]]> http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-06-about-vaga-dendata/feed Sparks and Futureboy entertain good friends of the show Mike Rios and Callender of Richmond Hood. Mike Rios shares some crazy stories and Callender turns out to be an amazing 3rd Mic. Music in this Episode from Happy Anarchy Bomp, Beyond Belief Dont Touch and Murder By The Groove Miasma Nixon Random What day is it? huh? Oh sorry dude, Im totally stoned. Random Sean ep.2: Space and Time Jokes On You: Billy Mays Interview: Patton Oswalt Beer Edition Pu**y Teeth? Bitch Swapping? Light Bars? The Metamorphosis of Futureboy? Meet Mike Rios and Mr. Callender in this most outrageous of DEGOCASTS. DEGOCAST 05: About Jelking http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-05-about-jelking http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-05-about-jelking#comments Fri, 25 Jul 2008 03:41:54 +0000 DegoCast Meet Cristy...

Also, we learn How Saved by The Bell did/didn’t save our generation from the terrors of marijuana, and we explain exactly why junkies can be hot and hysterical!

You can check out Cristy’s Intervention on youtube here

This episode features Fresh music from Fresh Daily “Colors” as well as some crazy shit from As Tall As Lions with their track “Stab City”

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]]> http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-05-about-jelking/feed Also, we learn How Saved by The Bell did/didnt save our generation from the terrors of marijuana, and we explain exactly why junkies can be hot and hysterical! You can check out Cristys Intervention on youtube here This episode features Fresh music from Fresh Daily Colors as well as some crazy shit from As Tall As Lions with their track Stab City Random Our Filthy Alley: Bringing the Good Stuff 20sWASTELAND: Health. A Q104.3 (NY Radio) Shoutout? IT.HAS.HAPPENED. Santa Claus: 1923 - 2008 Learn the insane power of jelking!! What's jelking? Find out here...you want to know, believe us. DEGOCAST 04: About Preggos and Pissy McGee http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-04-about-preggos-and-pissy-mcgee http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-04-about-preggos-and-pissy-mcgee#comments Fri, 27 Jun 2008 06:18:15 +0000 DegoCast "I was reading pregnant fit magazine"

Once again prepare for ear vagina sex. Do you want to know if Emilio Sparks deficates feces with hair? Well even if you don’t you want to know who would give a pregnant lady fist love…

Featuring tracks from Sparks’ good friend Maino. It’s for all our friends over at Serpentine Magazine “Hi haters”

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Be sure to check out the Band with Spark’s favorite flutist. After introducing them at the Rock The Harbor festival it’s Bluish with “Sooner Than Later”

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]]> http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-04-about-preggos-and-pissy-mcgee/feed Once again prepare for ear vagina sex. Do you want to know if Emilio Sparks deficates feces with hair? Well even if you dont you want to know who would give a pregnant lady fist love Featuring tracks from Sparks good friend Maino. Its for all our friends over at Serpentine Magazine Hi haters also Be sure to check out the Band with Sparks favorite flutist. After introducing them at the Rock The Harbor festival its Bluish with Sooner Than Later Preace Random Mo Beats F-AG-GO-T 8th Grade Class Reunion World AIDS Day The List: Websites youve never visited, but should. Learn the truth behind the rumors that Futureboy missed this recording after being caught urinating publicly, how to fart in front of a new love, and learn the guys thoughts on pregnant sex (HOT) DEGOCAST 03: About Our First Sex http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-03-about-our-first-sex http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-03-about-our-first-sex#comments Wed, 28 May 2008 02:20:48 +0000 DegoCast

Sparks and Futureboy are joined by DAPS staffers Mike, FLAM, and Rocco. This is far and away the best DEGOCAST yet!

The episode features music from Paper Bombs and Crucial Tactics. As Travis from Gym Class Heroes would say it’s like we’re “making love to your ear vaginas”

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]]> http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-03-about-our-first-sex/feed Sparks and Futureboy are joined by DAPS staffers Mike, FLAM, and Rocco. This is far and away the best DEGOCAST yet! The episode features music from Paper Bombs and Crucial Tactics. As Travis from Gym Class Heroes would say its like were making love to your ear vaginas More Liek This WRXP Staten Island Showcase #1 Photo Video mikes ten: Profound Miley Cyrus lyrics. Avon Junkies - Let Me In (Music Video Interview) Demotivational Chinchillas Homosexuwhales Pilot Among other things the boys discuss their first sex...Who had a bloodied penis? Who had sex in a supermarket parking lot? and who needed the morning after pill? you know you wanna listen... DEGOCAST 02: About Shooting The Deuce http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-02-about-shooting-the-deuce http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-02-about-shooting-the-deuce#comments Wed, 30 Apr 2008 05:12:30 +0000 DegoCast

Join Sparks and Futureboy with special guest Steve-O (from He Among Us.) Learn why and how Futureboy pretended to be gay in order to start a conversation with a lesbian, if the guys would sleep with a Paul McCartney for cold hard cash, Introduce the concept of “Who Wants to date Futureboy, and discuss the logistics of sleeping with Jessica Alba.

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]]> http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-02-about-shooting-the-deuce/feed Join Sparks and Futureboy with special guest Steve-O (from He Among Us.) Learn why and how Futureboy pretended to be gay in order to start a conversation with a lesbian, if the guys would sleep with a Paul McCartney for cold hard cash, Introduce the concept of Who Wants to date Futureboy, and discuss the logistics of sleeping with Jessica Alba. Random Mike’s ten: Questionable turn-ons. The Wood: Don’t Vote Click here to win! mikes ten: jobs I want. DEGOCAST 01: About Bathing With Junkies Featuring Redman Would Futureboy pretend to be gay in order to score a lesbian tryst? it's more likely than you think... DEGOCAST 01: About Bathing With Junkies Featuring Redman http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-01-about-bathing-with-junkies-featuring-redman http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-01-about-bathing-with-junkies-featuring-redman#comments Mon, 07 Apr 2008 05:25:25 +0000 DegoCast

Well here it is kids. This is the one you’ve been waiting for, DAPS is proud to present DEGOCAST #1 (not negative one, not episode zero, positive 1…the one with the Redman interview) Sparks and Futureboy have tons of audio pleasure in store for you. Topics ranging from the sexual attractiveness of teenagers and lesbians, what drugs are in your drinking water, and of course the highly anticipated interview with platinum recording artist Redman.
Presented by the amazing people over at Richmond Hood Company

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]]> http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-01-about-bathing-with-junkies-featuring-redman/feed Well here it is kids. This is the one youve been waiting for, DAPS is proud to present DEGOCAST #1 (not negative one, not episode zero, positive 1the one with the Redman interview) Sparks and Futureboy have tons of audio pleasure in store for you. Topics ranging from the sexual attractiveness of teenagers and lesbians, what drugs are in your drinking water, and of course the highly anticipated interview with platinum recording artist Redman. Presented by the amazing people over at Richmond Hood Company More Liek This Emilio Sparks interviews Redman Method Man Three Easy Steps to Convince a Shark to Smuggle Coke Dani Disaster at Fleet Week 2009 Dan Interviews Kirby Krackle Emilio Sparks Interviews Killa Cam The inaugural DEGOCAST. This is the first non-negative episode featuring Spark's interview with multi-platinum selling hip-hop artist Redman. DEGOCAST -01: About Gluttony In Its Highest Form http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-01-about-gluttony-in-its-highest-form http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-01-about-gluttony-in-its-highest-form#comments Thu, 20 Mar 2008 00:26:19 +0000 DegoCast

On this fouth of four “worst of” podcasts before you hear all new material, Sparks showcases some of the best radio material from The Dego Show on 88.9 WSIA.

This Episode guest Stars DAPS members Carlo, Chris, Drew, Flam, Adam, Futureboy 3002 “H-Boogie” and a staff member that we’re not allowed to name (we challenge you to figure it out yourself though.) Sparks and the DAP Kings present their very first radio venture together “The White Castle Crave Case Eating
Contest, Third Annual” While DJ Andrew Ross was live on the air in the next room.

The Contest featured three contestants who made an attempt at eating an entire White Castle Crave Case. Did they succeed? You’ll have to listen to find out.

This episode of the DEGOCAST is brought to you by Cloud Kicker Original!

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]]> http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-01-about-gluttony-in-its-highest-form/feed On this fouth of four worst of podcasts before you hear all new material, Sparks showcases some of the best radio material from The Dego Show on 88.9 WSIA. This Episode guest Stars DAPS members Carlo, Chris, Drew, Flam, Adam, Futureboy 3002 H-Boogie and a staff member that were not allowed to name (we challenge you to figure it out yourself though.) Sparks and the DAP Kings present their very first radio venture together The White Castle Crave Case Eating Contest, Third Annual While DJ Andrew Ross was live on the air in the next room. The Contest featured three contestants who made an attempt at eating an entire White Castle Crave Case. Did they succeed? Youll have to listen to find out. This episode of the DEGOCAST is brought to you by Cloud Kicker Original! More Liek This Australians = teh ghey What should I have for dinner? Supercook knows! Breaking Health News: Unexpected Benefits of Mechanically Separated Chicken THE AMERICAN BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS Christmas Confection Round-Up Hear the tale of the first podcast collaboration between Emilio Sparks and his newly dubbed DAP Kings. DEGOCAST -02: About A Manic Hayride Thru Space http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-02-about-a-manic-hayride-thru-space http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-02-about-a-manic-hayride-thru-space#comments Sun, 02 Mar 2008 02:26:24 +0000 DegoCast

In this third of four “worst of” podcasts before you hear all new material, Sparks showcases some of the best radio material from The Dego Show on 88.9 WSIA (with Futureboy coming to you live via Cell Phone). They discuss everything from the holy celebration of lent (and whether to give up alcohol or masturbation), making love to large women (with a special appearance by The Untouchable DJ Drastic), and what they would do if they had super powers!

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]]> http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/degocast-02-about-a-manic-hayride-thru-space/feed In this third of four worst of podcasts before you hear all new material, Sparks showcases some of the best radio material from The Dego Show on 88.9 WSIA (with Futureboy coming to you live via Cell Phone). They discuss everything from the holy celebration of lent (and whether to give up alcohol or masturbation), making love to large women (with a special appearance by The Untouchable DJ Drastic), and what they would do if they had super powers! More Liek This DEGOCAST 21: About Futureboys Amazonian Adventure! Emilio Sparks interviews 88-Keys Demasculation: Aka Emo Girl Head Games More "worst-of" with Emilio Sparks and Futureboy 3001 live via cell phone from his dad's car. material, Sparks showcases some of the best radio