Imagine yourself at a great party. Drunk chicks are grinding on any guy they see, similar to the manner of a Juvenile video. Guys are screaming and yelling for no apparent reason, some of which actually think they are Japanese movie monsters (think Mecha-Godzilla vs Ghidira while they are both high on PCP). Rockband is blaring from the living room and everyone wants to play the Metallica song. In a sea of empty beer bottles and Vitamin Energy cans, some crazy bastard kicks the pong table over to announce that he is baking cookies and making pancakes. Now where do you see yourself at this party? Doing a keg stand? Nope. Scammin' some broad to sneak into the downstairs bathroom? Sorry. Telling everyone you are okay to drive? Maybe later. Actually Co-Editor-in-Chief Andrew Sotiriou is holding your hair back forcibly while you are puking into the kitchen sink. His cohorts, Chris Olivieri and Carlo Montagnino are right behind you kicking your knees out and laughing hysterically, while referencing Pauly Shore's classic Jury Duty. "Judge Ito! Have some of my burrito!"

The Dog and Pony Show is a multimedia website created to lure you down the rabbit hole into the cavernous, spacious vagina we call our brains. You may be wondering what that last statement actually means...well we are college graduates so you should trust that we know what we're talking about.

The first thing we want to get across to you is that we speak truths (our perspective is your reality, deal with it). The second thing we want you to understand is this is fun, this is for us, and if you wanna party like we do, we whole heartedly encourage you to join us. Who is throwing this party? Who are the mental midgets allowing you to crap in the soap dish of their parents private bathroom? Us.
On board is a crack squad of talented writers, directors, actors, lobsterians, musicians, DJs, and Damian Thomas. These guys are funny and work because we are incredibly persuasive. They need your support so show them mad love/props/naked pics/sandwiches etc.

The History of Dog and Pony Show started with the a seemingly insignificant bullet point with other insignificant bullet points, listed below.

• 1998 - Chris and Drew meet Anthony Passaro's basement (He had a Dreamcast and his mom fed us, She is awesome.)
• 2001 - Chris, Drew, Anthony, and Davecast star, Dave Pacheco secure jobs at a local movie theater through an unknown acquaintance. (Note: Drew got the job because of a CD comprised of cartoon theme songs. Real Talk.)
• 2001 - Carlo after trolling the movie theater for 3 months gets a job thanks Dave.
• 2001 - 2005 While Drew ironically attends Drew University, Chris and Carlo work on a short film series called The Urine Trilogy.
• 2003 - Chris and Carlo have Spanish class at the College of Staten Island; rapport was built.
• 2005 - Drew returns from college and 2 years disappear from Chris and Carlo's lives (It is believed that they passed Spanish...barely)
• 2006 - Chris produced videos Hot Dog Day staring Mike Bongiorno and Unfriendly Waters with Drew
• 2006 - 2007 - Chris, Drew, and Carlo begin failing miserably at web projects (remusisdead.com, nitebot.com, friendsofquiznos.org, cinnamonfresh.com )
• 2007 - Carlo and Chris begin writing for the CSI newspaper taking over the back cover after 2 issues with their runaway column; The Dog and Pony Show
• 2007 - After the failure known as cinnamonfresh, Carlo and Drew combine ideas with Chris and Carlo and create dogandponyshowwebsite.com
• 2008 - January 24-25th, DAPS vid Homosexuwhales: Pilot was featured on G4TV, Best Week Ever.tv, Funny or Die.com, and on Swim at Your Own Risk.com
• 2008 - February 8th, First publicity photo shoot with the amazing Mike Shane.
• 2008 - February 14th, DAPS Launch Party is featured in AWE.
• 2008 - Launch party at Kenny's Castaways February 16th was amazing. Paragraph, Paper Bombs, and Emilio Sparks performed.
• 2008 - February 17th --We launched! (Actually completing a project)
• 2008 - March 8th -- DAPS vid True Crime:Geppettophile is featured on the front page of Milkandcookies.com.
• 2009 - EPIC FAIL

If your still reading this that means this tab got lost behind your multiple porn windows. So why are we doing this...To hopefully sell enough advertising so we never have to work. Please click our ads, we would really appreciate it.

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