Having a serious lack of “grounding” and no consciousness for what others might perceive, I often have conversations that start off with the phrase; “I love you, and I have to tell you something that you might find offensive.” Which is then usually followed by: “The guy you’re dating is not to be trusted” or “Maybe you shouldn’t drive home tonight” and most recently, “Do you have a skirt checker? Because the skirt you’re wearing tonight is all ass cheeks, all the time.”

Only an old and dear friend can share these truths with you. I am lucky enough to have this friend and a major part of our compatibility is based on the fact that we are together, truth seekers. What is a truth seeker? It is completely self explanatory. Truth seekers adhere to the belief that you can handle any situation without incident or unwieldy emotions if you can see everybody’s cards. It has become a personal challenge of ours, as well as a fantastic source of entertainment, to get you to show us your hand. The funny and surprising thing is; the closer to the vest you play, the easier your cards are to see.

This ability to read your concealed hand is founded on the belief that I am clairvoyant, and my partner in crime has a sixth sense. Together, we can see the future, and then actually bend it to our liking should we so choose. The great mystery (now revealed) is…so can you. If you want to see what is really there, you can and thusly, if you’d like it to be something different, you can change it.

I didn’t know that my skirt was too short, I just liked the way it felt tickling the tops of my thighs. Now that I am aware, I may still wear the skirt, but I will always wear it with underwear and awareness. We will always do what people allow us to do. We will walk on doormats, take what we know to be ours, and wear scandalous outfits to drive boys crazy. Until, that is, someone holds up a mirror – and you see your own truth in the form of the curve of your ass cheeks peeking out from beneath the pleats every time you take a step.