Imagine if the Joker was played by the actor who starred in 'Waiting' and 'Van Wilder'. Wouldn't you actually go and slaughter the person who sold you your ticket for the 'Dark Knight' (Wait, why would you be buying the ticket in the first place?) You would send an anthrax laced letter to Christopher Nolan. 'The Dark Knight' would have made only 10 percent of it's tremendous profit.

But you see, Batman means big bucks in Hollywood, and so therefore, great detail is spent on the writing, producing and casting of all Batman films. Unfortunately, the same thing cannot be said for Deadpool. "Who the fuck is Deadpool?", you might ask. Well, he is one of Marvel's most entertaining characters to read about, and he is going to be played by Ryan Reynolds in the upcoming X-men movie prequel 'X-men Origins: Wolverine'

Deadpool's nickname is "The Merc With the Mouth" and it is quite fitting. He matches up with Spidey in terms of banter and costume design. If you change Spidey's blue coloring to black and get rid of the weblines, you basically have Deadpool. Pull off his mask and you won't find a weepy Tobey Maguire. No. Underneath Deadpool's mask is a face that looks a lot like Beefaroni.

You see, Deadpool was once an everyday killer for hire named Wade Wilson, who was eventually diagnosed with cancer. He was drafted by Department H (which will most likely be called Weapon X in the upcoming 'Wolverine' movie) to be genetically experimented on, with the hopes of getting rid of his cancer. The experiments gave Wilson an incredible healing power, but left him looking more like kibbles and bits.

Deadpool's brain is pretty fried as well. His inner monologue can go back and forth from first person, to second to third. He also switches sides in conflicts more often than John Kerry.

You can jump on board, if you like Deadpool's newest set of adventures. He just got his own ongoing comic book series, and the first issue came out this month.

There is one plus side to Deadpool being in this new movie - his costume looks pretty sick. Check out the photo I posted. That is what you should dress up as for Halloween. Think how easy it will be to start up a conversation with the ladies, when every single other guy our age is dressed like the Joker, and they come over to you and say "I didn't know Spider-man used guns."