God-speed! Sprint to the bedroom! Or crash into the couch downstairs, get bent over the sink. Go nutty, pull the car over. Even when you are already five minutes late for work there is always enough time for a quickie.

This is a quick fix. Foreplay can sleep in. Your partner and you both know what to do. Guys, sometimes it’s a sort of “race”, you should SOMETIMES let her win. So the “Wham, Bam, Thank You Mam” stuff may not be best approach all the time but it has its place. Ladies, you know what gets us to nut instantaneously. As a group of horny individuals I think we all know about that awkward-ass position that immediately gets your partner to squirt, revel in that and be gracious.

Quickies may parallel life in the fact that they can short and sweet. So one should enjoy every rush, nibble and moan but most importantly BE PREPARED!!!! Carry your protective gear somewhere cool, accessible, where the sun don’t shine, get it? So when I see the two of you sneak off in the bar, to the bathroom, don’t worry, The Filth’s got your back, just be quick about it.