The likelihood that you know how to fuck is pretty good. You have probably fucked recently. Where did you learn to fuck? Was it trial and error or did you hit the ground running? Age is one of the factors so lets not let that idea wonder too far. Forget the questionable expertise of your "technique"- save that, you are not Dr. Ruth or involved with her posse. Don't make that face; she could diligently screw your brains out with the smallest foreign giggle. Forget her, even though she is all about fucking she can not help me find out through what devices did you learn how the fucking goes down. I hope no one is thinking about there drunk uncle.

Most of us probably learned from the same source, our friends or the ever trusty erotica. Someone most likely told you about blow jobs. Word of mouth, the almighty teacher of sex education is still proudly in first. I keenly remember being "informed" that the name of the ejaculate produced by men was called "gum". This was way before I hit puberty. A childish mishearing that porno would soon correct. In this day and age sex is too risky for childish misunderstandings, especially when the kids, age 13 and younger are getting to the fucking.

In our younger years the magazines we found were cherished like some high-priced black market item. Now the internet has made it so much easier for the children to readily believe that you don't have to use condoms, no, you pull out and paint her it all over her face, oh sure, that's how it goes down every time. Sure, ok. Anal is offered if not expected 75% of the time absolutely. I will never condemn porn. Never, I believe that it is healthy let alone natural to release with stimuli ones sexual frustration, twice or more DAILY if necessary (Moralists, Puritans and religious fanatics can "Deep-throat" me like Ms. Heather Brooke while I watch some Barely Legal). Just remember that this hot-shit is as reality based as Boston Legal and I love that show! The fashion choices of such an industry may dictate or effect our view of what "sexy" is but it definitely should not be the standard on education. Example: How many ladies reading this (who are over the age of 18!!!!!) are proudly sporting some nice vigorous bush? Where the fuck did the pubic hair go? Maybe it is just a thing of the times.

Oh wait….we forgot something. You thought I was just not going to get to it did you? Sex education, school funded sex Ed…..Really have you seen what they serve in the lunch rooms? You learned a lot then did you? You can thank biology class for that info and the café for the belly ache. Now, don't get me started. Please do not start this up. Fine you went and did it!

Yes! Let's have people who have almost no connection to our youth telling them their opinionated version of what they think SEX SHOULD BE. After all, what the fuck does the Biology teacher know about Sexual Education? He/she teaches science! Science is void of emotion. What about if you are taught in a Religious school where using ANY protection is WRONG and possibly not even mentioned as an option!!!!! Talk to your kids if you have some. Do not be unrealistic. The kids are going to fuck, a bunch, we did. The kids may not have a clue how to yet or maybe you are too late- little Jocelyn might be a Prego.
A study was published in 2007 conducted in the UK by Hayter PhD about Sex Ed. being taught by nurses from outside the school and the conclusion was way more productive. Why? Because these people know what they are talking about, the kids actually learned. They were not embarrassed about their teacher seemingly creeping into their lives outside the classroom. The problem is really age. Too young and it is deemed unimportant, too late and they may already be suffering the consequences of bad judgment. If we are afraid to let something as dirty or even mature as sex find its way near the children's awareness how can we ever really learn something before experiencing it? Let us remember that there may be no answer to a better form of sex Ed., after all as individuals we have our own opinions, guidelines and thus, definitions of what SEX and FUCKING actually is.