Today’s stars have to make sure they’re constantly in the public’s consciousness. That means making sure their faces are on magazine covers, and that means keeping up with the latest trends. What is all the rage in Hollywood these days? Babies! Nothing keeps the paparazzi snapping photos like a celebrity getting fat, and pregnancy is the only honorable way a celebrity can get fat. Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Alba, Nicole Richie, Halle Berry and Angelina Jolie have all been sporting fetuses recently. This trend is sure to keep up for at least the next nine months, and there are some celebrities who could use the publicity a pregnancy would create. Let’s take a look at who could soon be modeling the latest in maternity fashions:

Mary Kate and/or Ashley Olsen – With billions in cash but no real adult acting roles, the Olsen twins are pretty much limited to being tabloid fodder. Becoming pregnant would break them from their Full House image, and finally put an end to that pesky skeletal look. And, really, what could be more exciting than twin pregnancies? Now, if they could somehow swing it so one or both were to produce Heath Ledger offspring, they would probably score an Oscar.

Jessica Simpson – She was at her most successful when projecting the image of a loving wife on reality TV. Since becoming single, even her boobs haven’t been able to boost her acting or singing career. A return to a family centered image might be the key to her upcoming attempt at country music. And she could totally win over the Christian-American audience by claiming it to be an immaculate conception.

Tara Reid - Tara Reid. Credited as an actress, she is truly famous for being ubiquitously drunk and describing her post-surgery areolas as looking like goose eggs. Following the lead of Hollywood's can only help her career. Babies made Angelina Jolie respectable, and could do the same for Tara. We do suggest that Ms. Reid only care for a doll, because it has been scientifically proven that children cannot sustain solely on Jäger Bombs.

Lindsay Lohan's sister - What's her name? It doesn't matter because she's not famous. Yet. Having a bun in her teenage oven would have her name splashed across every tabloid news outlet. The Other Lohan has stated that she wants to follow in her sister's footsteps. We think that since Lindsay has already cornered the market on addictions The Other Lohan should branch out to some other sins. Perhaps she and Britney's sister could star in a Thelma and Louise remake.

Chyna- This former pro-wrestler (who is legally named Joanie Laurer) is striving to be a serious actress, but has been limited to appearing on VH1 reality programming. She most recently appeared on TV being treated for prescription drug addiction. Motherhood would certainly draw positive attention and could bring her legitimacy. Also, it would probably convince people that she has a vagina.