Who Remembers?: Mighty Max

There are exactly 3 things i would wake up early for as a kid: Hilton Hotel breakfast buffets, masturbating before the family woke up, and MIGHTY MAX!!

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The "M" means he melts in your heart, and in your mouth if you swing that way...

His name is Robert Paulsen.
His name is Robert Paulsen.
His name is Robert Paulsen.

It's always fun to reference Fight Club, right kids!? This time it's informational as well as enjoyable! In researching this post (yeah, really... screw you for even questioning that) I learned that the voice-actor who played Max shares a name with a certain Project Mayhem member who I'm not really supposed to mention.

Rob Paulsen (the voice over star not the one with bitch tits) has a voice you almost definitely remember from one thing or another. He also brought my personal favorite ninja turtle, Raphael, Yakko the animaniac and Pinky of Pinky and the Brain to life.

How's that for pop culture triva that will impress the ladies?

anyways...

I used to watch Mighty Max as I was getting ready for class in the 7th grade. It would come on at 7:00 in the morning so I would be getting up at the ass-crack to see what happened to my 2nd favorite blonde hero (the first being my Zachy)and his friends defeat some evil doers. (Those of you who I've personally insulted by being late for things, sorry Max is cooler than you =P)

Thanks to this classic i know not to insult a fowl by calling him a chicken, that i need a large man with a beard around for protection, and that not all shows created to pimp the male version of polly pockets suck.

Thanks Mighty Max, You've inspired me in more ways than you know!

editor's note: part two of the episode below can be found here incase you just need to see how it ends. It's cool, I watched the whole thing too

FLAM's picture

lol. little boy ass allover my computer screens. wtf

man, mighty max was mad redonkubonk. shit was crazy. talkin owl. straight up.

i had one of them mighty max polly pocket dealies, that shit was the best toy ever yo. i mean, not really but it was still pretty cool!

Lauren's picture

I don't remember this one :(

But i had MMMAAAADDDD polly pockets.

Sean's picture

Hasta la bye bye whatever you is...at least this cartoon explains the retardation of this generation but it didn't stop me from watching it and playing the video game

Charles's picture

Mighty max was the shit. The Mummy Returns was another good one i remember waking up for too.

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