Do you think the Beatles wrote all their songs “mad high?”

Do you swear you love Pink Floyd but “can’t name any songs right now?”

Do you love Aerosmith because of that Eminem song?

Do you listen to Q104 in a Maxima with a “sick system?”

Do you only know the Grateful Dead because of the ice-cream flavor ‘Cherry Garcia?’

Every time The Eagles’ Hotel California is played, do you say “this song is the best?”

Do you consider 80s hair bands classic rock?

Do you wear a Rolling Stones t-shirt, Guinness flip-flops, and army cargo shorts to Belmar, New Jersey?

Do you fist pump to Journey?

Do you air-guitar while playing beer pong?

Is your favorite band a cover band?

Have you ever said “Not for nothin, but for a black, Jimi Hendrix was pretty sick?”

Have you ever said, “Not for nothin, but for a gay, that Queen queer can sing?”

Do you confuse the Allman Brothers with the Doobie Brothers when being asked if you recognize a Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

You have no idea what “Born in the USA” is really about yet you sing it patriotically.

Have you seen Bon Jovi live?

Have you paid for a Bon Jovi concert ticket?

Do you like honestly enjoy Bon Jovi?

Do you swear that your girlfriend loves Led Zeppelin but upon further questioning she says “Yeah, I love Led Zeppelin. He’s great.”

Do you spell “Zeppelin” wrong?
Does your music section on Myspace and Facebook say, “anything but country?”

Do you fist pump to Van Halen?

Do you consider the Red Hot Chili Peppers classic rock? Do you sing “Under the Bridge” as your argument?

Are you positive, without a shadow of a doubt that

Jimi Hendrix died of a Heroine overdose? AND Jim Morison?!!?

Do you like Jet?

Do you work-out to Black Sabbath?

Do you assume any song on ‘Rock Band’ or ‘Guitar Hero’ is classic rock?

…You may be a Classic Rock Guido.