A Letter to Phil!!

The debate has come to an end!!!!!!!

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These are not actually the hands of Brendan or Phil

Editor's Note: This blog is in reference to a series of political debates held between DAPS staffers Brendan Lyons and Phil Unofficial in the comments sections of previous blog posts. Those posts can be found here, here, and here. Thank you, Mgmt

Phil,
It has truly been a pleasure debating with you. I know now it most have been extremely difficult for you to debate someone with such insane intelligence. You should know, that even when you faced undeniable defeat do to my unreal ability to process logical thoughts, you remained nothing short of gracious. There are very few things a man can do to withstand an all out attack of intellect and sheer brilliance such as mine. For that I applaud you Sir.
I strongly look forward to 2012, when we will certainly meet again to decide whether Sarah Palin should be elected President of these United States, or Euthanized. Till then Phil, till them.

DRILL BABY DRILL,
Brendan

Lauren's picture

why is the tag dog whisperer and national geographic? lol

Phil Unofficial's picture

Sir Lyons.... It is not easy to play the devil's advocate, however, it certainly has been an honor to mince words with such a worthy adversary such as yourself. Unfortunately, in 2012 there will be no debate for that is the year of the zombies and we will all be fending for our lives against flesh ripping undead warriors. I will gladly debate with you on who would make a better zombie... me or you. Hope to see you there

Phil Unofficial's picture

BTW.... Check your grammar Mr Intelligence.....

The inseparable tag team of the Mouth (or Teeth) Brendan Lyons and Obvious Think for Herself-er Lauren Lyons has failed again....

Doot-Da-Doo

Lauren's picture

I had nothing to do with this post so I didn't fail at all thank you very much.

Brendan's picture

By "failed again", are you referring to the numerous times I disproved your insane and sometimes insulting speaking points with facts and logic? If not, Im not sure what you meant by that statement.

DRILL BABY DRILL,
Brendan

FLAM's picture

A WHOLE LOTTA HATE IN 08!

Drew's picture

During these very unstable economic times I am reminded of a song that Chef sang on South Park once:
"Two Tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 eggwhites
Half a stick of butter, meeeelted..
Stick it all in a bowl baby, Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a Cup of Flour, you'll be in heaven soon
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls,
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of vitamins, and good for you,
So suck on My balls!"

chris's picture

Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em!

<33Chris

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