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Imaginary Conversations with Carlo: Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston

Carlo wants to figure out the answer to the question on everyone in 2006's minds.

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There's a lot to think about!

Today at work a coworker asked me the following;

"Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?"

Gossip Girl is shooting on my block!

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

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GOSSIP GIRL IS SHOOTING ON MY BLOCK!!!!!!!!

Carlo's Craft Corner: Christmas Tree Star

I have the perfect star that will look wonderful on top of your tree this year. And you can make it too!

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Jesus Loves Colt .45

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Video Footage of my Middle School Prom

See never before seen footage of Carlo at his Middle School Prom from 1996.

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"Codeine was tossed in ya drink!"

Here is rare footage of my middle school prom. Notice the flat chests and odd fashions.

Ahhhh.... the late 90's were a time of simplicity and social unrest.

ROBOCOP Loves Fried Chicken.

But why wouldn't he? Oh, he's in Korea? weeeeeiiiiiiiirrrrrddddd.

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I WANT MY BUCKET

Bro, if I ever lived in Korea and my mom was cooking fried chicken and I was watching Robocop and the Robocop came out of my TV and ate my mom's chicken while the Back to the Future 3 song was playing

AL ROKER SUCKS COMPARED TO US!

Come check out Al Roker's Alexa ratings compared to ours. BOOYAH!

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Here is Al Roker's Alexa ranking: 1,365,506

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY

TODAY, STUPID ASSHOLES OF THE WORLD WILL BLEND IN WITH THE REGULAR ASSHOLES, TODAY MARKS INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY.

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL, WE ALL KNOW THIS, IT'S FACT.

Obama needs a scandal...

How the hell is John McCain going to win this election? Well it looks bleak, and I've got the proof. But I've also got the solution!

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I'm a smug son of a bitch.

Obama needs a scandal for McCain to take this election.

DAPSTOBERFEST RULES!

DAPSTOBERFEST was a great success, how do I know? Because I was there, SUCKAS!

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BEST FAN EVAR!!!1

First off, check out pics of the event by the awesome Dave Giordano here:

Live Blogging from the 9/11 Name Reading Ceremony

Your favorite Patriot, Carlo Montagnino attends the 9/11 name reading ceremony to "remember those we lost" not to "keep open wounds gaping."

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The REAL 911

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