For all of you readers who don't know me personally (the 9 of you) I've been living with my girlfriend for just under a week now. Now I love her a bunch and all that crap, but there are a few things you learn about your significant other when you live with them. Also there are a few things you learn about yourself. I learned that no matter how much of a spiritually enlightened and patient person I try to be, I will always have pet peeves.

Everyone has pet peeves, they are just the little quirks of a person that helps shape the individual. Most of us develop of pet peeves as children, perhaps our mom tapped her glass a certain way and it drove you crazy. Obviously if you hear that same noise, it will remind you of how insane it made you and you will likely yell at the offending tapper. It's only natural to expect a pet peeve to drive a man towards the edge of insanity. Especially if I fucking ask you to stop tapping your glass that way because it drives me fucking nuts. and then you keep doing it because you are a spiteful bitch. I FUCKING HATE YOU, YOU STUPID BITCH I WISH YOU WERE FUCKING DEAD!

Some pet peeves develop spontaneously. For example you may be Super Smash Bros. Brawl and be really kicking the shit out of a flock of Kirbys, I mean really laying it into them. And then you see, from the corner of your eye someone, could be anyone, but someone in the corner of your eye and their feet hit the bottom of your range of vision perfectly. It's almost beautiful, and then you notice that their head falls short of the top of your range of vision. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? I'M HERE TRYING TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF A BUNCH OF KIRBYS BECAUSE I NEED TO RELEASE MY FRUSTRATION ON SOMETHING BECAUSE OF YOUR RIDICULOUS TAPPING ND NOW YOU ARE GONNA STAND IN THE CORNER OF MY EYE WITH YOUR ARMS CROSSED ND NOT EVEN HAVE THE FUCKING DECENCY TO COMPLETELY FILL MY RANGE OF VISION VERTICALLY? YOUR DOING THIS ON PURPOSE YOU BITHC, YOUR FEET ARE SO PERFECTLY FLUSH, BUT NOOOOO YOUR HEAD WONT, JUST TO FUCKING STICK IT TO ME, YOU HEARTLESS BITCH. I HATE YOU. I SHOULD HAVE LET YOU DROWN THAT TIME IN CAPE COD!