Welcome back to another edition of Damian’s TV Week in Review. Since we were last together many interesting things have happened in TV Land.

Entourage
Arie not taking the head of the studio position was the stupidest thing on TV ever. What he loves managing Vin so much that he wouldn’t want to become a billionaire? He seriously could have just green lit any project he wanted with Vince in the lead to get his career back on track. Instead Vince is in Smoke Jumpers and Jason Patric steals his lines. BOORning. Also, this got me insanely mad. Turtle gets a handjob from Meadow Soprano on the plane ride back from Hawaii. Instead of congratulating his friend Drama breaks his balls about it and tells mad people all around LA. Well word gets back to Meadow and now she hates Turtle for letting their secret out and won’t fuck him. GOD DAMMIT Drama. That’s the ultimate cockblock and all he says to Turtle at the end of the episode is “I’m sorry bro”. You know what? FUCK DRAMA. Seriously he’s a fucking elderly old man. Ugh I hate him.

Californication
2 episodes ago Hank and Karen broke up again. I wanted to cut my fucking wrists like an emo kid. Jesus it was so depressing. What a fucked up episode. Now I could care less. I’m really more interested in his best friend Charlie’s new life in the porn industry. 1st he’s on the bang bus to negotiate a better deal for his “client”. Then he finances a porno called Vaginatown. BRILLIANT. Then he needs to use his own house for the final scene. But his wife and the male porno lead do cocaine together which leads to the male porno guy getting “coke dick” and can’t get hard. So Charlie has to step in and finish the scene. He gets “prepped” by his wife then gets to have the sex with his porno star client. GOD DAMN, this is a fucking story line I can follow. Fuck Mulder and his search for Lew’s one true love.

Law and Order
The season premiere featured a black screen informing the viewer that this episode was ripped from the headlines. It was basically Tyler Durden from Fright Club gets arrested for organizing fights. Bad. They have the hottest ADA on the show ever and she did nothing at all. Come on Dick Wolf throw us a bone. Google image search Alana De La Garza. You’ll thank me.

Sarah Silverman
She gets new friends. I love the old man and the Chinese lawyer cat.

When the old man got hit in the head with the kick ball I laughed so hard! And then it cuts to everyone's reaction and even the cat looked!!

That was hysterical. If I wasn't allergic to cats I would totally make it wear black-rimmed glasses! I also liked seeing a police officer hug a pony.

Heroes
I’m just confused; too much is going on. But remember there’s always Claire Bear.

Big Bang Theory
I decree that no longer will CBS be know as the geriatric network. Penny's 1st scene was amazing and my jaw dropped!! Only one compound word can explain this: headlights! I added black arrows for the visually impaired.

True Blood
I’m officially not watching this show anymore. I know what your going to say. But hear me out. Yes Anna Paquin nude scenes have been awesome but the last one really grossed me out. I mean having sex with a dirty vampire right out of the ground. WTF. That did nothing for me. Ewww. Though I will still check out the nakedness week to week

30 Rock
Liz Lemon dressing up like princess Leia to get out of jury duty. Awesome. Too many great lines: Is sponge bob square pant's supposed to be terrifying? LOLLOL. Next week they welcome the iconic cast of Night Court to the show! Do want!!!

American Dad!
No one really talks about this show. It has some of the best animated characters. I highly recommend it. Here’s one of my favorite sequences from a recent episode: