Congratulations Plaxico Burress!!!
Plaxico Burress shoots himself in the thigh...GENIUS!!!
Submitted by Drew on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 4:20pm.
Five...Six...Seven...Now you made me lose count of the microphones. One...Two
I am going to assume that everyone has already heard/read/brailled/written/listened or whatever it is you do to process new information.
If not then recently Plaxico Burress, wide receiver for the New York Giants, was at a bar Saturday night and shot himself in the thigh with the concealed weapon that he brought into the club. If you have not heard about the story read it here and/or here.
What I am more concerned with is that fact that he will get off from this. NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO HIM. It's a crying shame. This country is so into the celebrity that they can pretty much get away with anything.
Michael Jackson alleged boy touching: CLEARED
OJ Simpson killed wife and random dude: CLEARED
Fred Durst attempted vehicular homicide: CLEARED
Not including the numerous amount of times that all celebrities have been cleared of drinking underage, DUI, DWI, the narcotics etc...
What are we teaching people if you have enough money then you can get away with anything? If that is true then I need you to tell all your friends to come back to this site and click on our ads so that next time you read about a celebrity causing a commotion it can be. That's right I will be drunk, on every kind of narcotic, driving down a freeway while shooting wildly down below at the people I didn't run over. Then you can all read/watch about me and hope that I will get sent away but you will know deep in your hearts that I will get away with it and why? CAUSE IM A FUCKING CELEBRITY! Thats why.
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He's not just a celebrity, he's a New York Giant. He can get away with more things than Miley Cyrus, and she got away with panda fellatio. He's got real star power, he could give a rim job to a bald eagle and the park police wouldn't bat an eye...that's power...GIANTS POWER!
MARTIN LAWRENCE
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