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I want to be a vampire slayer

I want to be more than a bounty hunter....

Submitted by Drew on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 3:36pm.

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Briefcase of Death!!!

I have decided to change job professions. I saw that this original 1800's Vampire Killing Kit was being sold, but sadly it was already sold...Who wants to become Vampire Hunters with me?! I need bait..I um mean a sidekick..yeah thats it.

So this Vampire Killing Kit comes with:
1. Stakes
2. Mirrors
3. Crosses
4. Bibles
5. Holy Water
6. Garlic
7. Gun with silver bullets (When did you need silver to kill a Vampire)
and other assorted goodies

Anybody want to join me in fighting Vampires?

If not lets just become pirates in Somalia!!!

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Submitted by Phil Unofficial on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 7:04pm.

Id rathAARRRRRRR be a pirate

Get it? Its a gay joke

carlo's picture
Submitted by carlo on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 7:13pm.

you're gay?

CRAPLO

Charles's picture
Submitted by Charles on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 8:29pm.

Forget that shit son. We are gonna become gold hunters in Alaska.

Lauren's picture
Submitted by Lauren on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 9:26pm.

A gun with silver bullets doesn't kill vampires, that is for wearewolfs.

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Submitted by Drew on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 9:54pm.

Yet it is part of the Vampire Killing Set...I guess just in case a bunch of Vamp's (thats how Vampire Hunters like to call them) are hanging out with some Werewolves....I guess

None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with you. YOU'RE locked up in here with ME.

Lauren's picture
Submitted by Lauren on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 1:59am.

they are mortal enemies, they wouldn't be hanging out together. lol

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Submitted by D Giordano on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 4:24am.

Johnny Depp hijacked the Sirius Star!
buutttt shhh noones supossa know!

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Submitted by dani on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 4:25am.

i'm pretty much like a buffy trekkie...im gay

Lauren's picture
Submitted by Lauren on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 2:24am.

So then you need to start reading Twilight Dani!!

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There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

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