Here are five bad ideas for T.V. shows.

Bleeding Justice:

Leslie Neilsen stars as a police officer with Stigmata. He always gets his man when his Stigmata acts as a sort-of spidey-sense; making his hands and eyes bleed uncontrollably whenever he gets close to finding the culprit.

Designated Black Dude:

Two best friends, Chad and Corey, have been getting beat up since childhood for being white and puny. Not anymore. They decide to take action and call the underground muscle-for-hire known as Designated Black Dude. Along with beating up suckaz and playa-haterz, all three learn to grow as people and aid in the growing of a society full of cultural diversity and racial harmony.

RENO 9/11:

We take the bumbling cops from RENO 911 and put them in New York on 9/11. Oh the hilarity! *gets thrown out of meeting with FOX*

Battle of the Cable News Stars:

Everyone loves a good crossover. With politics getting huge ratings this year because of the election, why not have your favorite anchors beat the shit out of each other for pure glory? O'Reilly vs. Olbermann in a joust, Greta Van Sustran vs. Andrea Mitchell in a bitchfight, Larry King vs. Alan Colmes in an ugly-off.

Fat People Eating Cake:

It's just a two-hour a week block of fat people eating cake. Say it's a poor idea all you want, America will still watch it.