Sugar Booger...
Here is a list of fun things to do while high on cocaine.
Submitted by MightyVin on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 3:35am.
Cocaine makes you think Joel Schumacher is good at what he does.
The following is a list of things that are oh so fun and delightful to do whilst attempting to kill time amist a cocaine buzz.
Painting is a good time-waster. Most great artists were high on something, and look what they were able to achieve. You could be the next Picasso. Granted he died penniless and without companionship; but after he died things started to turn up. You could be a prodigy to the glory waiting in your own demise. How many people can claim that? It could all be yours; looming with death and spectacular fortune. Wait. What were we talking about? Oh yeah; painting is fun.
Come on. You know you want to. You know all the words to Triumph. You were just looking for an excuse to show your friends that you're cool because you can recite it really, really fast. Cocaine can be that excuse! You can do it; why? Because you're the osiris of that shit. Also, you have the ability to bomb atomicly and inspect views through the future-see millenium. Or, at least, that's what the coke makes you think.
Might I suggest taking up playing the guitar? It's a great way to waste time while waiting for your euphoric speed-high to wear off. Also, just think of the lightning-fast solos you will be able to play with all of that sweet, cocaine-energy burning-off inside you. Did you know that your guitar pick can be used to seperate cocaine? Come to think of it, you could probably sniff-off a few grams on that thing as well. Play, snort, play, snort; you'll be the next Jimi Hendrix in no time. By "Jimi Hendrix" I mean choking to death on your own vomit.
What? More cocaine? Yes please. You're never too old(or young) for more cocaine. With all of that extra coke in your system you could stay up all night and do your taxes, paint your house(again!), clean your bathroom, run the Boston marathon, beat your wife(2x), watch Shindler's List, cook breakfast, cook lunch, cook dinner(for the next three weeks), build IKEA furniture, learn Spanish, and still have enough time to plot sweet-ass revenge on your enemies.
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Those last 2 pics are pure gold/genius lol.
THAT NEGRO WOMAN IS CRYING!!! HER NEGRO CHILD IS GOING TO STARVE! Quick, what ya gotta do... is get that baby some formula. You don't know where it is, I don't know where it is, but we do know that it's white and powdery--WHOA! THIS 'STACHE IS THE STASH! QUICKLY EAT IT ALL, LITTLE BABY, OR YOU ARE SURELY GOING TO DIE!
See, you're daddy is over there in the corner sniffing your formula for impurities. See? Your popsy loves you a whole really lot. No matter how jittery he gets sucking the poisons out of your powderfood, he won't stop at it because he knows he's gotta get it all clean for his little guy. His determination... is even making him go at it more vigorously. Wow!
Max Zorin, you never cease to amaze/disturb me.
wo vin, do you have a habit that you have been keeping from us? if so we should have a Daps blow party.....no fucking bull horn tho!!!!