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IcerocketVERSUS!: McCain vs. Obama vs. Bagel Bites...
With the 2008 election finally upon us, who will you vote for? McCain, Obama, or Bagel Bites?
Submitted by MightyVin on Tue, 11/04/2008 - 2:48am.
Who will you vote for?
Now usually I would go into a list of pros and cons for each candidate. Not this time. You people have had over two years to get to know the candidates. Nothing I can possibly say will sway your vote. Therefore this time I will just present you McCain and Obama and let you comment and decide.
But, in the interest of providing equal time, I feel I must let you in on what green party candidate Bagel Bites has to bring to the table. My friends, while McCain and Obama WANT you to believe that pizza is strictly for dinner; Bagel Bites asks why? A vote for Bagel Bites is a vote for change in the way we think about when we eat pizza bagels. A vote for Bagel Bites ensures that all Americans will be able to enjoy pizza in the morning! Pizza in the evening! And for those who would wish to keep their old plan, you can most-certenly do so and keep on enjoying your pizza at suppertime! So remember, my friends, when you're staring down your options on November 4th, vote for the candidate that has the tough exterior we need in tough times while, at the same time, the warm and embracing inside needed to heal a nation. Thank you and Bagel Bites '08!
Paid for by the campaign to elect Bagel Bites/Tostino's '08.
So? Which will it be? McCain? Obama? or perhaps Bagel Bites?
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You got my vote!
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It's the claw...
I VOTE BAGEL BITES!
CRAPLO
We need a leader who will only get harder and tougher when thrown into the fire. Bagel Bites all teh way!!
dude! I love bagel bites!!!
this is perfect because I am not voting tomorow...actually I am but only for lou tobbacco..no prez for 09..ANARCHY!!!!
Tostinos was a bad choice for running mate. I'm voting for Obama, or nobody...depending on the weather.
<33Chris
Ya got these... these Bagley Bites, and they're all of them... all kinda bagley. And then they're chewy and cheesy, but also very crunchy, I noticed. But, however... I gotta say... it just doesn't do it for me.
What ya gotta do, is vote Walken all the way, because only with me is everyone going to be able to be "Walken into the Future, Hand in Hand--except for those goddamned deer (but all the other animals, it's no problem, because I think I'm gonna be a-polishin' the zoo-ey system)... and the greasy gooks who tried to pull a watch out of my ass when I got shot down in Vietnam". Yes, yes, I know I said before that it was a joke, but that was mea kidda (which has to be Italianese for 'I kid, I kid'). So, with the last half hour these polls are open, I command you in the name of Zorin to go out and put Walken into the office of presidente, my keynote policy being the submersion of Silicon Valley, so that we may kill those scumbag actors from Hollywood, including Grace Jones, excluding of course Christopher Walken. VOTE NOW!!!! WALKEN '08!
http://www.walken2008.com/
Christopher Walken wants an addendum, because Christopher Walken likes the sound of Christopher Walken's own name, and in no way is Christopher Walken pulling a page out of Bob Dol--*ahem*CHRISTOPHER WALKEN's*ahem*--playbook because somewhere in there there may have been a pun revolving around the fact that Bob D--Christopher Walken--once ran for office and said his own name alot, nor did I mean to say "there" twice in a row (but grammar called for it, and Mr. Walken loves his grammar... I mean... it's not like he ever overused ellipses...), nor is this sublichristopherwalkenminal messa08ging: Silly Afro-Americans, that's not what you do with the 15th Amendment: http://www.bpmdeejays.com/upload/hs_sal_in_Harlem_100108.mp3
YOU HAVE FAILED YOUR MAX ZORIN! NOW THE ELEPHANTS MUST ROAM THE STREETS AND TRAMPLE YOUR HOUSES!