I have the pleasure of living in NY, and I visited LA. LA sucks! (woody was right)CARLO IS JERICHO

LA does suck. LA sucks so badly that even any TV show filmed there(outside of Curb Your Enthusiasm) becomes that much worse.

I wouldn't consider the Rockefeller Christmas Tree and New Year's Eve in Times Square a positive. I hate that shit. Let's start a new tradition!

I realize to some degree that the tree and Dick Clark(pre and post-stroke) have gotten lame. But in a way, it represents NYC as the holiday capitol of the nation. And really, what's more ironic then thousands of commuting Jews being forced to walk past a giant Christmas tree for an entire month? L.A. has nothing on NYC's Jew-spiting capabilities.

I've heard people describe LA as a really dirty version of NY, so Im going to go with LA. BRENDAN IS CARLO, AND CARLO IS JERICO

im always going to stick to my home town of new york. now staten island on the other hand, i hate it here lol

Agreed. NYC = good. Staten Island = True Life: I'm a cheap italian stereotype.

We need someone with an LA perspective in here soooo bad....

Christopher Walken has been to LA lots of times, young man--half of Balls of Fury was filmed in the cellar of some dinky-Chinky food joint next door to the recording studio.

Gigli was filmed aboveground on the other hand... you'd like Benny, he's a really nice guy... he once offered to give me a pro bona prostate exam off the set (although he did mispronounce "bona"). I declined because I've always been in good health, but I guess you can never be too careful; some of those younger buck crew hands accepted his gratis gesture, and if they're on the lookout for problems with their body at that age, I'm guessing I should be vigil as well.

Maybe I should take him up on that offer, even though I'm not sure what his credentials are... or even his proficiency or self-assurance when servicing on a wide range of patients... he never extended an offer to that Miss Lopez, I noticed. But he's a nice boy, I'm sure his heart must've been in the right place to propose such a benevolent yet self-demeaning courtesy.

In any event, you can have a field day in LA playing bowling with a Trans Am and red-lit crosswalks or pranking stiffly-stiffersons to reenact scenes from my Oscar-recognized performance in the Deer Hunter. You can always take comfort in the fact that these fancy-dancies and curb-catties you [must be getting to pretend to stop breathing (?)] are either going to make tie-dye of something called sniffle-piss in the local lentlemen's club or get eaten for hours by those starving children in Africa that they firsthand fly Spam, used lollipops, and the disemembered fingers of blighted rubber chickens to.

Even if someone starts yelling into some electricky-cowbell thing that you are going to be taken into custardy or elemonated on sight, it doesn't really matter. I mean, what do they expect to do with custard and lemons anyway? Do they know who I am? Hey, what the hay, I'm Chris Walken, everybuddy loves meh!

Max Zorin, I declare you my mortal enemy!CARLO IS JERICHO

I don't quite understand where James Bond Uber-Villan Max Zorin was going with that. But it was brilliant and entertaining none the less.

Post here more often Mr. Walken.

LA should bow down to New York and become our parking lot..i also propose we detach the United States from Mexico and Canada and we should move it between Africa and the Caribbean. This way, global warming would be basically irrelevant.