VERSUS!: Shampoo vs. Conditioner...

It's by far the stupidest VERSUS! i've done(and will ever do); but it had to be done.

Thy will be done.

Is it stupid? Is it a cop-out? Is it a cheap attempt to cash-in on a popular comedy from the 90's? Is it boarderline genius? The answer to all of these questions(and probably more) is a resounding "yes".

This is one of those VERSUS! that you keep in the back of your head and think "he's too smart to be pulling shit like this." To which I reply: Think again.

It is what it is; and here it is:

Shampoo:
shampoo iz hair food?

Some would argue that shampoo is better because it goes on first and cleans the hair.

Conditioner
Ylang Ylang Conditioner?

Some might argue that conditioner is better because it makes the hair silky and smooth.

Which do you choose?

I am stupid.
This is to show how stupid i am.

GO FUCKING NUTS!!1!

ShutTheFuckUp's picture

re·tar·da·tion /ˌritɑrˈdeɪʃən/ Pronunciation Key - Pronunciation[ree-tahr-dey-shuhn] Pronunciation Key -
–noun
1. the act of retarding or state of being retarded.
2. something that retards; hindrance.
3. slowness or limitation in intellectual understanding and awareness, emotional development, academic progress, etc.

TGMTEL's picture

I vote brilliant. Someone had to do it.

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