The following is a list, in no particular order, of the worst songs to play while the act of tender love-making is commencing. Enjoy.

Title: Artist:

Monster Mash- Bobby Boris Pickett
Devo Corporate Anthem- Devo
The Hanukkah Song (part 3)- Adam Sandler
We Didn’t Start the Fire- Billy Joel
Bo Diddley- Bo Diddley
Let’s Twist Again- Chubby Checker
Goodbye Horses- Q Lazarus
Dancin’ in the Street- David Bowie and Mick Jagger
Albi the Racist Dragon- Flight of the Conchords
Tiny Dancer- Elton John
Fresh Prince of Bel Air- Will Smith
We’re an American Band- Grand Funk Railroad
Seinfeld- Theme Song
Three Little Pigs- Green Jelly
Do You Like Waffles- Guttermouth
Night Santa Went Crazy- Weird Al
Anyway You Want It- Journey
Dust in the Wind- Kansas
Detachable Penis- King Missile
Sweet Home Alabama- Lynard Skynard
Blinded by the Light- Manfred Mann
Down Under- Men at Work
Mexican Radio- Wall of VooDoo
One Knight in Bangkok- Murray Head
Asshole- Denis Leary
Jeremy- Pearl Jam
500 Miles- The Proclaimers
Somebody’s Watching Me- Rockwell
Star Spangled Banner- Francis Scott Key
Two Princes- Spin Doctors
Date Rape- Sublime
Chocolate Rain- Tay Zonday
That Thing You Do- The Wonders
Walk the Dinosaur- Was Not Was
Speedoo- The Cadillacs
Bug City- Presidents of the U.S.A.
Great DJ- The Ting Tings
Happiness is a Warm Gun- The Beatles
Salty Chocolate Balls- Isaac Hayes
Kids- MGMT
Pinball Wizard- The Who
Hockey Monkey- The Zambonis
Istanbul (Not Constantinople)- They Might Be Giants
Drop Out- Times New Viking
Hello My Baby- The WB Frog
Troublemaker- Weezer
Darth Vader (Intro)- John Williams
Young Folks- Peter Bjorn and John
Roundabout- Yes
I Was Made for Lovin’ You- Kiss