FOR ALL YOU NERDS OUT THERE...LEAKED STAR TREK TRAILER (UPDATED)

hey you're probably just getting finished polishing your star trek figurines, but pull your wang out of your Captain Kirk Doll and feast your eyes on this...

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He's so cute!!!


ENJOY

UPDATE: J.J. Abrams was nice enough to bless us with a nice, neat, CLOVERFIELD IN SPACE trailer. No I'm just joking...here's the link to the real trailer...if you've already looked at the bootleg version then federal agents are destroying your home and beating your mother as we speak. PIRACY...WOULD YOU KILL SOMEONE'S PUPPY? WELL THAT'S THAT SAME AS WATCHING BOOTLEGS...PUPPY KILLER....

http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/startrek/

Phil Unofficial's picture

Sham... I am utterly disappointed by this posting. You really are such a nerd! I can't believe you follow this bullshit. Get a life you loser! Star Trek is not and will never be real! You nerdy sad little man. Your probably the kind of nerd who cant tell me the Giants defensive player # 91..... JUSTIN TUCK....... Or how fast the Millennium Falcon is.... It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.

Without a doubt, the most famous attribute of the Millennium Falcon was her hyperdrive. The hyperdrive system onboard the Falcon was fully twice the size of the hyperdrive in a standard YT-1300 freighter. This system gave her a hyperdrive class of 0.5, which was twice as fast as Imperial warships. The secret to her speed were Han and Chewie's modifications that "streamlined" the ship in hyperspace by controlling the warp of the space-time continuum around her. Several other ships have tried to match the Falcon's speed without these "streamlining" modifications and have blown themselves into space dust.

Thought so......Fucking nerd!

chris's picture

I know the whole plot to this movie already, spock murders the crew, reads their brains, steals their powers, becomes all powerful then fights Peter Petrelli (who is just trying to save the world BTW) in the last scene but ultimately reads his brain and steals his powers too.

Why? because resistance is futile...

<33Chris

The Lobster Man's picture

I was just saying yesterday to Mikey that I'm going to have a very hard time watching Sylar as Spock.

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It's the claw...

Lauren's picture

I really hope that's not the plot Chris because that would be utterly dissapointing to me.

Sham's picture

I am a starwars nerd FYI ....that is all. I just figured someone might wanna know....geez... ::cries:: :: farts:: sorry.

carlo's picture

Star Wars = GHEY.

BORG


CRAPLO

Phil Unofficial's picture

Carlo... word of advice.... It's not wise to upset a Wookie 'cause droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that..... Let the Wookie win

carlo's picture

Wookie vs Borg

BORG WINS


CRAPLO

Sham's picture

Borg=KY covered ass fisting

Yoda for president WHAT!

Damian's picture

kirk wouldn't steal a classic car then drive it off a cliff. that's not bad ass it's just criminal!!!

Phil Unofficial's picture

Me and the guy i work with were actually talking about that too.... Fuck the classics... I want that hover car the gay robot was driving! CGI RULES!

Remember folks.... If you want to make it official.... make it Phil Un-Official!

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