Greetings Valtrex users,
I don't know if you all remember the elusive bunny rapist of 1996, but this disturbing trend of animal rape has seemed to make a comeback, only this time...it's a rape of homosexual Chinchilla rights. Now I know you all are thinking, a chinchilla can't be gay and this is just some random stab at humor. Well, I beg to disagree you homosexual-animal hating bigot.

This is my chinchilla, Roxy. He's a male chinchilla with a huge taste for chinchilla wang. I put him in the cage with my friends chinchilla,Gary, and boom.... it's like a pole smoking party at Clay Aiken's house. Now other clues are the fact that roxy only eats pink hay...his pellets have to be fat free, and he only drinks vitamin water. Now eating healthy doesn't make you gay, But in the animal world it does. I went to drop Roxy off at a day care for chinchillas upstate, and they refused to care for him. Apparently his pink sparkly cage and his big glittery disco ball made these folk feel he was a little too flamboyant to stay at their homophobic beastiality bazaar. I've since had to paint Roxy's cage blue and dusguise the disco ball as a spinning planet earth. Roxy has become so depressed he's tried to hang himself 3 times, and refuses to eat. I even tried putting Gary in with him and Gary has stopped giving him rim jobs because of his "Returning to the closet". Roxy is starving to death and hasn't gotten a good rogering in weeks. So please, contact your local congressman and vote for equal rights for both gay and straight pets alike...because before you know it, it could be your dog who refuses to lick off the peanut butter...Think about that.
Love,
Sham the McGyptian

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