Greetings Valtrex Users,

I've always dreampt of technology from comics to come to life. I want a web shooter, adamantium claws and Superman's impenetrable hairline, but we will have to settle for a suit that repels water, never has to be washed, and can make you a faster swimmer. I'll never get to slice someone into pieces while calling them "bub", but I will finally beat Jimmy Hanlon in the annual swim-off in Kenosha, Wisconsin...damn 7 year olds think they're dolphins...HERE COMES AQUASHAM...wow I should die.

P.S. : The fabric doesn't have boosters on it, so all you tubby bitches should stick to land...all it does is reduce drag in the water, I don't know how effective it is on a manatee.

Here's the article...

http://gizmodo.com/5098011/nanotech-material-never-gets-wet-even-when-we...

Love always,
Your friendly neighborhood Spider Sham

P.P.S. I didn't want to tell anyone but I was the original Batboy, or Batmite if you will...here's me and Batghoul at a fan event in Tuscon. Don't let my huge head fool you, in reality I'm very very dumb.