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M.C. HAMMER QUITS; CITES LEGITIMACY...

This past Monday, iconic hip-hop star M.C. Hammer held a press conference to declare that he would be officially quitting.

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Hammer don't hurt (my eyes). Also, 9?

When asked by a reporter why he was quitting, Hammer was quoted as saying “[I] want to just come clean and state for the record that it was a good run.

5 Unaired Pilots...

I took a few of my t.v. show ideas to the networks this past week. Needless to say, it did not go well.

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Good, wholesome family fun.

Here are five bad ideas for T.V. shows.

Bleeding Justice:

Mo' Beats...

Rock Band and Guitar Hero are for losers who can't really play guitar. Wait; you knew that already? FUCK!

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I got mo' beats than ya'll. I IZ KEWL!1!

When Guitar Hero first came out a few years back, I looked at it and thought that it was a fun little novelty. But now it's just getting out of control.

ASH Can You Dig It?

Can You Dig It?

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I see you!!!

Coney Island is a smelly shit hole. It's full of derelicts and side show freaks. It's a scary place at night, and a awful place for a date. I don't know what I was thinking, taking Ash there.

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I WON!

I won tickets to this party ship on KTU this morning, and you want to know how I did it?

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I won tickets to this party ship on KTU (www.ktu.com) this morning, and you want to know how I did it?

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