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Baby Lobsterman?

You know all those "look at me as a baby" things in yearbooks? This is why our lobsterman hates them

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A-FUCKING-DORABLE, RIGHT?!?!

Our first video featured our lobsterman on the toilet. (video above)

For those of you who are interested, the above photo is that very lobsterman as a toddler.

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Liquid Swords...

If you could have any weapon at your disposal, what would it be?

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...Ain't nothing to fuck with.

You've probably thought, at one point or another, about creating a really cool weapon. Big lasers, metal claws, something grand. Here are a few of mine.

Metal Claws:


	

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Who Helped?: 
chris
The Lobster Man

	

The Lobsterian

Who Helped?: 
Damian
The Lobster Man

Demotivational Chinchillas

After seeing a book about Chinchillas in PetSmart... The Lobsterman had a light bulb go off in his head.

This is an idea that has been rattling around in my head for almost a month now.

Ode To The Morning Poop

Disclaimer: The following is not for the faint of heart, the first poop of the day will be discussed at great length. This includes, the how, when, where and why of the morning trip to the restroom.

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This is disturbing

Let me begin with a disclaimer: the following is not for the faint of heart, the first poop of the day will be discussed at great length.

Who did it?: 
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Waiting For The Bathroom (Beware!)

Carlo is waiting for the bathroom when Chris tells him no one is in it.

Carlo is waiting for the bathroom when Chris tells him no one is in it. Starring Carlo, Chris, and The Lobsterman.

Who Helped?: 
carlo
chris
The Lobster Man
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