Sleep.

Maybe this goes without saying but beds are awesome for sleeping. Take it from a guy who's slept everywhere. Work, school, planes, trains, buses, once even behind the steering wheel of a car. God my mother yelled and yelled.

Pillow Fights.

Pillow fights start off as fun and playful but shortly turn serious and scornful. You're hitting your girlfriend lightly in the tummy, she hits you back. Ha ha giggles! Then inevitably someone wails someone else in the face, and shit gets real. Especially if you have an old fashioned feather pillow, those things can fuck you up. Within a half hour people are red-faced and out for blood. Within an hour, you and your girlfriend are fighting: "You take things too far, you're an asshole";"No you take things too far this is why I can't have fun with you because your a baby".

Kisses.

yum yum. I love doing kisses. It's my favorite. The bed make-out is so much funner than the standing up or couch make- out. On the bed you're laying down, grinding, holding each other tightly. You kiss her mouth, then you kiss her neck, then she moans. It's so great! You get so hot, you feel like your clothes are just gonna melt off and you're going to have to put it in.

Video Games.

You can sit and play games but what's the fun in that? Who doesn't have fond memories of laying on your belly way too close to the screen and playing your NES console. What sucks is that the WII is too complicated to play laying down. You've gotta move all around and mime the moves you want your characters to do. Bastards! Don't they understand what video games are all about? If i wanted to exercise I'd go outside!

Eating

Snacks are fun in bed. Just don't get crumbs in the sheets or you're fucked forever. Crumbs in the bed are like sand in your shoes, once they're in, they're not coming out. some foods are okay for bed, some are not. Sandwiches are okay for bed, fried calamari is not. I must say though; eating in bed is a skill and like every other skill you might want to challenge yourself now and again. One time I had a bowl of soup in bed. I don't suggest trying that, I did it without problems, but you're not me.

Fishing.

This requires, A)An aquarium filled with the fish of your liking. B)A fishing rod or maybe just a stick with a string on it. C) Cunning instincts. D)Six pack of beers (optional)

Panic Attacks.

Okay this isn't really something fun to do in bed. But I've had panic attacks in a lot of places and the bed is the least dangerous. It's safe and smart to be cozy as you slip into a world of anxiety and self doubt. Plus the sheets can soak up the sweat from your face so that's a plus.

Masturbation.

Masturbation seems to take place in two main areas. The bed and the shower. Now I know girls like the shower because they shoot their sweet vaginas with the shower head, but I was never partial to the shower myself. The positive is you can just cum down the drain, but i find it harder to get off while standing up, and i also feel like you're on a time limit , take too long and the water goes cold and people outside the bathroom start asking questions. The bed is simple, and easy, you can watch porn, or just imagine the fantasy you desire. Sure there's no drain pipe, but you do have sweat socks and old t-shirts handy.

Cuddles.

Next to making out, cuddles is my second favorite thing to do with girls. My fav cuddle position is spooning, it allows you both to watch TV, and you get to smell her pretty girl hair. Hug cuddling is fun too, you get to face each other... but that position can lead to hot sex, and that's just not the point of cuddling!