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VERSUS!: McCain vs. Obama vs. Bagel Bites...
With the 2008 election finally upon us, who will you vote for? McCain, Obama, or Bagel Bites?
Submitted by MightyVin on Tue, 11/04/2008 - 2:48am.
Who will you vote for?
Now usually I would go into a list of pros and cons for each candidate. Not this time. You people have had over two years to get to know the candidates.
Sarah Palin Is Uneducated????????????
They say Sarah Palin is an uneducated woman. Is someone who gets angry and contradicts himself when asked about his own statements better?
Submitted by Phil Unofficial on Mon, 10/27/2008 - 3:43pm.
Joe Biden is known for his stupid political mistakes and exaggerations. Like when he told paraplegic senator, Chuck Graham to stand up.
Obama's Voters Went Full Retard
Robert Downey Jr. tried to warn us in Tropic Thunder and it's apparent that Obama's supporters didn't listen....they went full retard...
Submitted by Phil Unofficial on Fri, 10/17/2008 - 6:12pm.
This election has become more about making history than anything else. Either we were going to put a woman or minority in office. Here is why Obama is winning....
Carlo's Ten: Excuses for not voting in this years election.
Mike is in Atlantic City, blowing geriatric men for their bus vouchers. Since he doesn't have computer access, I'll be taking the weight off his shoulders.
Submitted by carlo on Wed, 10/08/2008 - 4:42am.
Is this country in the shitter or what? Don't you wish that YOU had the power to change it? You do, you say? Oh, you mean you exercise your right to vote?
Number 1
I'm not registered.
I tried to register online, but they kept sending me to forms I have to print out and mail in. WTF? Why cant I sign up via the internet? I can do my banking, video rentals, video gaming, and porn watching online, why not register to vote? Besides, I don't feel like buying stamps.
Number 2
The electoral college
The electoral college is based on the population of the state. So really, by living in NY, I am being counted towards my states vote. My vote really doesn't matter (as proven in 2000) and even if it did, it would be like pissing in an ocean of liberal piss. NY is traditionally a blue state.
Number 3
I don't like the candidates
One is a cousin of Dick Cheney, and the other is a rich white guy. One perpetuates the theory of a "presidential bloodline" and the other is a maverick turned puppet. One's VP is a babbling idiot, and the other's is Palin. One has little experience, and the other is a war mongering nut. One is too charismatic to trust, the other is too old to make it out alive. Basically, they both suck. But thats mostly because they are politicians.
Number 4
I'm not a trend whore
Yeah, go vote, wear those nice buttons while your at it. Did you remember your talking points for the water cooler? Whoooo Vote-fever is sweeping the nation! I say, fuck that. I don't bend my will for anyone. I'm too much my own person to fall for that crap.
Number 5
I don't care
Honestly, whoever wins, it will have no effect on me what-so-ever. Unless Obama legalizes weed. That would effect me.
Number 6
Electronic Voting Machines
seriously, didn't we see that Robin williams movie where Jeff Goldblum ran a crooked voting machine company? These things are so easy to hack. The election is rigged. Don't be so naive.
Number 7
I don't get the day off from work.
We are all slaves. We are forced to work on election day (because we are in the middle class) and unfortunately, we can't always get to the polls because we are busy dealing with high schoolers who DID get the day off. Hmmmmmm? I know the law says that our employers have to give us time to go vote, but really, who follows the law anymore, that shit was soooo B.C.
Number 8
I'm Lazy
I just don't feel like getting off my fat American ass. Fuck off!
Number 9
It's no longer exclusive
Back in the day voting was a privilege. Now any shmuck with a drivers license can do it. WTF? You used to have to be a productive, white, land owning, man in order to vote. I call bullshit!
Number 10
Reptilian Overlords
Listen, here's the reality. This world is actually run through a series of puppet governments set up by a highly advanced race of reptilian humanoids from atlantis who have already predetermined the systematic and complete enslavement of the human race. I've accepted it, why haven't you?
The Wood: No Hate in Debate
Hopefully, Big Mac and Barack were saving the sly wraps and the slew foots for the Biden-Palin contest.
Submitted by William on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 1:55pm.
Come back and here my thoughts on FOREIGN POLICY!!!
Midway through part 2 of 11 of the YouTube version of the first presidential debate, I involuntarily bellowed a loud groan.
The Wood: Sexism and Sexy-ism in Politics
Without rule breakers, how would we know what the rules were in the first place?
Submitted by William on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 3:27am.
HOTTY!
There’s a fundamental difference between Senator Barack Obama and Senator John McCain, which gives insight into how these two men will run their campaigns, especially in this last phase of the elect
