Notes to the closet Dork
NOTES TO THE CLOSET DORK: A HORROR MOVIE RECOMMENDATION.
With Halloween on it's way you better get your netflix que in order, or you'll be stuck watching mom get drunk on the couch again this year.
Submitted by Mike on Fri, 10/17/2008 - 5:18pm.
Hey it’s Mike. Anchor Pete is locked away in his fortress of solitude today so I’m filling in.
NOTES TO THE CLOSET DORK: WHY GEOFF JOHNS MAKES SPENDING $40 A WEEK ON COMICS EASY
This week, Pete starts listing the many reasons why you should be reading comics Geoff Johns writes
Submitted by Anchor Pete on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 7:34pm.
Kiss The Ring, Bitch!
NOTES TO THE CLOSE DORK: WHY GEOFF JOHNS MAKES SPENDING $40 A WEEK ON COMIC BOOKS EASY
NOTES TO THE CLOSET DORK: HEROES
You never got into 'Heroes' ? Come on, we know you aren't watching football on monday nights...
Submitted by Anchor Pete on Fri, 10/03/2008 - 4:08pm.
Why are you looking at this with the picture below?
“YA TOW!”
NOTES TO THE CLOSET DORK: THE FORCE UNLEASHED
What, You think you are cool because you bash Star Wars now? When no one is looking come here, I want to show you why your first screenname had Jedi in it....
Submitted by Anchor Pete on Fri, 09/26/2008 - 2:02pm.
Sometimes I wish that I had the same sort of candid experience as selling bizarre things at a yard sale or even being behind the register of a porn store, when looking over who reads this column.
NOTES TO THE CLOSET DORK: WHY YOU SHOULD BE DEADPOOL AND NOT THE JOKER FOR HALLOWEEN
For all you Ryan Reynolds fans, He is playing Deadpool in the upcoming wolverine movie. Come see why this is a sad fact.....
Submitted by Anchor Pete on Fri, 09/19/2008 - 1:57pm.
Imagine if the Joker was played by the actor who starred in 'Waiting' and 'Van Wilder'.
NOTES TO THE CLOSET DORK: GAY SUPERHEROES AREN'T THE ONLY REASON TO BUY WILDSTORM COMICS
Who would be the top and who would be the bottom in the Batman/ Superman bedroom scene?
Submitted by Anchor Pete on Fri, 09/12/2008 - 2:15pm.
Batman is using his special flashy flash karate moves, taking out the alien soldiers that are attempting to take over the city. In his gravely voice, he lets out an intelligent quip.
NOTES TO THE CLOSET DORK: KICK ASS
My Month Long of Millar coverage continues!! Nic Cage is going to be a costar in KICK ASS, come read my review of the comic, you will chuckle
Submitted by Anchor Pete on Fri, 09/05/2008 - 3:12pm.
Remember those pre- 9/11 days when films were really good at making us look deeper at our everyday lives?
NOTES TO THE CLOSET DORK- KICK ASS MARK MILLAR INTERVIEW, PART TWO
Couldn't get enough of my interview with Mark Millar? Come read about his take on the Comics Industry, How he changed Marvel and his next movie...
Submitted by Anchor Pete on Fri, 08/29/2008 - 6:18pm.
KEK ICE!!!
Oh, so you came here to read an article, while you are trying to waste time at work? You didn't want to read a novel's length of interview?

