Notes to the closet Dork

NOTES TO THE CLOSET DORK: A HORROR MOVIE RECOMMENDATION.

With Halloween on it's way you better get your netflix que in order, or you'll be stuck watching mom get drunk on the couch again this year.

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Hey it’s Mike. Anchor Pete is locked away in his fortress of solitude today so I’m filling in.

NOTES TO THE CLOSET DORK: WHY GEOFF JOHNS MAKES SPENDING $40 A WEEK ON COMICS EASY

This week, Pete starts listing the many reasons why you should be reading comics Geoff Johns writes

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Kiss The Ring, Bitch!

NOTES TO THE CLOSE DORK: WHY GEOFF JOHNS MAKES SPENDING $40 A WEEK ON COMIC BOOKS EASY

Who did it?: 
Anchor Pete

NOTES TO THE CLOSET DORK: HEROES

You never got into 'Heroes' ? Come on, we know you aren't watching football on monday nights...

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Why are you looking at this with the picture below?

“YA TOW!”

Who did it?: 
Anchor Pete

NOTES TO THE CLOSET DORK: THE FORCE UNLEASHED

What, You think you are cool because you bash Star Wars now? When no one is looking come here, I want to show you why your first screenname had Jedi in it....

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Sometimes I wish that I had the same sort of candid experience as selling bizarre things at a yard sale or even being behind the register of a porn store, when looking over who reads this column.

NOTES TO THE CLOSET DORK: WHY YOU SHOULD BE DEADPOOL AND NOT THE JOKER FOR HALLOWEEN

For all you Ryan Reynolds fans, He is playing Deadpool in the upcoming wolverine movie. Come see why this is a sad fact.....

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Imagine if the Joker was played by the actor who starred in 'Waiting' and 'Van Wilder'.

NOTES TO THE CLOSET DORK: GAY SUPERHEROES AREN'T THE ONLY REASON TO BUY WILDSTORM COMICS

Who would be the top and who would be the bottom in the Batman/ Superman bedroom scene?

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Batman is using his special flashy flash karate moves, taking out the alien soldiers that are attempting to take over the city. In his gravely voice, he lets out an intelligent quip.

NOTES TO THE CLOSET DORK: KICK ASS

My Month Long of Millar coverage continues!! Nic Cage is going to be a costar in KICK ASS, come read my review of the comic, you will chuckle

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Remember those pre- 9/11 days when films were really good at making us look deeper at our everyday lives?

Who did it?: 
Anchor Pete

NOTES TO THE CLOSET DORK- KICK ASS MARK MILLAR INTERVIEW, PART TWO

Couldn't get enough of my interview with Mark Millar? Come read about his take on the Comics Industry, How he changed Marvel and his next movie...

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KEK ICE!!!

Oh, so you came here to read an article, while you are trying to waste time at work? You didn't want to read a novel's length of interview?

Who did it?: 
Anchor Pete
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