Coney Island is a smelly shit hole. It's full of derelicts and side show freaks. It's a scary place at night, and a awful place for a date. I don't know what I was thinking, taking Ash there. She hated it too. We went hours after the annual Mermaid Parade, so it was extra crowded, and full of drunken scumbags. One fat Down Syndrome lookin' asshole (no offense to the Down Syndromies out there) was following us for a good portion of the night trying to steal a kiss off the chick. Wasn't happening. After that whole mess, Ash coaxed me into going on several rides I hate. I died like eight times. Fuck Coney, and fuck you too, Cyrus. Fuck.

All in all, Epic Fail.

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