Terms of Use and Conditions...

By choosing to boogie with us or even enter the site, even if for 5 minutes at your desk job, we provide you a specified access to Dog and Pony Show through the web site under the condition you not only read but fully understand and agree to all of the terms and conditions. As well as living in a stupendously litigious day and age, we have to follow rule one: cover yourself. You should also know that Dog and Pony Show holds the right to change this contract at anytime without notice. It is suggested that you often check the agreement page to see if changes have indeed changed.

We hope that when you view our site that you will view the site with an open mind. We are here to entertain you and ask that you use our site with the best of intentions to create a synergy that will be a great environment for all. So, please continue onward with the indemnification and leave the viruses, Trojans, mail bombs, junk mail and all other forms of malware to the other sites.

-We are Funny-

People like to laugh; hence we provide content that happens to be conducive to the chemical reactions and neurological happenstance responsible for you busting a gut or having a chuckle as mild as a kittens fart. You agree to not modify, copy, reproduce, republish, up-load, post, transmit or tamper with our graphics code, software and all other materials (not limited to text, gut-busting video, kitten fart educing audio or any of the staffs personal pictures, bios as well as selected powers and current stats). You are capable of printing or downloading selections from the many venues Dog and Pony Show offers with the agreement that said material is intended for noncommercial, personal use without changing and or removing any copyright or proprietary notes from any content within this site. Please also recognize the amount of hard work that has gone into not only the content but also its arrangement, other data, information and all the technology that creates the “essence” or “look and feel” of Dog and Pony Show is the exclusive property of Dog and Pony Show. This means the composition, consecutiveness, and layout of said written/visual/audio content as you perceive it. This subject material also includes but is not limited to color contrasts and combinations, all graphics, button designs and navigational elements.

Dog and Pony Show finds the intellectual property of others a sacred ground that should not be violated and implores our users to do the same.

With this agreement you grant Dog and Pony Show authorization to use your name and all submitted material and information in correlation with all promotional and marketing matter related within the Dog and Pony Show site. Thus you agree to take no action or hold recourse against Dog and Pony Show for any actual or misunderstanding infringement of any proprietary rights.

-Indemnification-

Haters beware….Don’t sue us, support us. You agree to indemnify and defend Dog and Pony Show, hold nothing against Dog and Pony Show, all its users, agents, oversized gay sea mammals, parents, pets, employees, directors, ladies of the night, all electrical contraptions (including but not limited to toasters, mp3 players, genital stimulators and or enlarging tools and dental drills commonly issued with platinum editions of erotic doctor) and agree to protect from and against all losses, expenses, claims, dragons and notwithstanding other mythological creatures, damages, costs and all attorney fee’s.

This is a defensive obligation serving as the bread and butter of the Terms of Use and contract agreement as well as help build the foundation for a fantastic relationship.

-Product Stuff-

Dog and Pony Show may attempt to display products or images of products as accurately as possible, Dog and Pony Show can not be held responsible for actual performance, effectiveness or price of said goods or services. Said products used in any way, even in the Dog and Pony Show laboratory, mentioned, alleged to or even advertised or sold on the Dog and Pony Show site are subject to change without notice at anytime. All publications and content, services offered by Dog and Pony Show as well as the web site itself, are the sole property of Dog and Pony Show. Any other product and names of actual companies referenced in the site may have trademarks to a respective owner.

-Termination-

You agree that Dog and Pony Show may terminate or suspend your access for any reason, without notice, at any time. You also agree Dog and Pony Show is not liable to you for any third party use, discontinuance of use or if Dog and Pony Show believes you have broken any obligations under agreement, or if you are guilty of the following:

• (a) Mr. T has deemed you certainly are a fool.
• (b) You are related in any way, even association with Judas or Cobra Commander.
• (c) You know where Waldo actually is now.